A white male comedian 🐍 Freelance Podcast Producer 🔮 Co-runner of Comedy 4 Hot PPL 💕 AND! Roast at the Oaks 🔥
Manchester, England
Joined October 2011
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My god. Who needs self harm when you can apply for a spot, not get it and then see who made the line up.
Lovely content. I am rising. Come to the next show and see for yourself 🫠
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Imagine a cocktail bar where you can mix prescription drugs with the drinks. Do you want a salted rim or a codeine rim? I’ll have the codeine rim thnx babe
Some days I think Manchester is an incredible city to live in. On other days people fly tip goat legs behind your house.
Having a bald scare. There is a single hair way out at the front of my hairline. Is he new? Or have all his friends crept back? Do I take viagra to stop this? What’s the process?!
I think United lost 7-0 so Salah would take his shirt off. They’re not losers, they’re feminists. Give 👏the👏people👏what👏they👏want👏
But my Apple ID log in is my face. Why won’t you take my face. My face always works as my password. I refuse to believe I made a password. I’m pretty sure it’s always been my face.
We hotties, we fitties, one year of shows I show ma tiddies. I will rapping at Karaoke. Spitting bars so hard it’ll undo bras
🚨ITS C4HP 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY🥳 and we are gonna GO WILD FOR IT😜✌️ w/ headliner @JoeSutherland_ and special drop in CELEB guests. Comedy will be followed by karaoke all included in your tix. Book now to avoid disappointment. This will sell out.
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