When @mtgreenee and I are in agreement, we have entered a weird timeline. But fuck it. If we’re gonna burn down Washington, let’s leave no institution standing. Release it all.
I find nothing funnier than guys like @elonmusk and @marcorubio who have basically sucked Trump’s cock to get ahead talking about how alpha they are.
Dear @amazon
We’ve repeatedly requested that packages be left at the front door. Here’s a little puzzle. Find the door in this picture?
Now, when Biden freezes your phone, does he call someone to do it? Or does he do it telepathically?
Also, it was pretty apparent who you were gonna vote for. Do you really think they’d start fucking with your IT only **after** you did it?
LBC, if we had just given out jugs of bleach and hypodermic needles to anyone that requested them based on TFG’s suggestion four years ago, we wouldn’t be in a close election right now. Just Sayin’
Trump voters: “He’s not a typical politician. He says what he means and does what he says.”
Media reports on what he says and what he plans to do.
Trump voters: “Oh, but he doesn’t mean that and he would never do it.”
I think we could all handle the stress of working at McDonald’s if they closed it for our shift and only let our friends come through.
Proud to be one of them. If I hadn't lost weight, I'd be proud to be two of them.
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The lawsuit in question is the one where Matt was described as having been at a sex party featuring underage girls, FTR. Seems that would be an important part of the headline, but apparently not to @ABC
As part of its ongoing investigation into Rep. Matt Gaetz, the House Ethics Committee recently issued a subpoena for documents from a civil lawsuit brought by one of the Florida congressman's longtime friends, @ABC News has learned. trib.al/zngwurn
I feel like “I got to the porn shop to socialize” is actually worse than “I stop by to pick up dildos, lube, and inflatable women.” Who goes to a porn shop just to hang out? #weird msnbc.com/the-reidout/reidou…
Turk (L-Constant Panic) retweeted
False claims that federal emergency disaster money was given to migrants in the U.S. illegally have spread quickly in recent days, boosted by Donald Trump and some of his most high-profile supporters. nbcnews.com/politics/donald-…
Just to show they’re all just like you and me, Ivanka will host a “Day out at Hermes” fundraiser next.
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If you are buying @realDonaldTrump watches, Trump shoes, Trump crypto, Trump NFTs, and stock in Trump media, hear me out, immigrants are probably not why you’re broke and unemployed.













