Native Floridian ππ΄ Bourbon enthusiast π₯ Carrying a ludicrously capacious bag π Expect nothing. Appreciate everything.
Central Florida β
Joined April 2013
- Tweets18.6K
- Following653
- Followers549
- Likes25.2K
Michelle ππ retweeted
Me in 1996: I can't wait to see what the future looks like.
Me in 2026: Take me back to 1996.
Michelle ππ retweeted
YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
Michelle ππ retweeted
Iβm starting to think the Mayans werenβt predicting the end of the world in 2012. They were just warning us that everything afterward would be incredibly fucking stupid.
Michelle ππ retweeted
I didnβt spend hours on the phone voting for her to win American Idol just to turn on her now. I stand with Kelly Clarkson.
Michelle ππ retweeted
Iβm sure Russia will be very honest and transparent about this.
Russian authorities are responding to an incident in which a suspected dangerous infection was released as a result of a laboratory accident in Siberia and a researcher died. cnn.it/4yy0wJR
Michelle ππ retweeted
This is just a normal summer afternoon in the theme parks at 4:30.
"HOLY SMOKES": Things took a WILD turn today at EPCOT as nasty winds and rain slammed visitors! One stroller apparently decided it had somewhere else to be and took flight!
Definitely NOT the Disney magic anyone was expecting today! π’ #FLwx
Michelle ππ retweeted
Just in case you're not feeling like the winner you used to be, just remember, you will never come close to being the collosal loser this guy is.
Michelle ππ retweeted
This photo must be seen by the entire world so people understand what Russia truly is.
A mother is holding her child as tightly as she can, trying to shield them with her own body while Russia drops guided Π°erial bΠΎmbs on Sumy.
No child should grow up in a reality like this. No mother should have to become a human shield to protect her child.
