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Big shout out to all the tarts who are demanding women footballers should earn the same as men. So here’s an idea. Get off your fat arses and go and pay watch them. No point preaching about equal pay when you’re not prepared to help generate the revenue in the WSL. Daft bints.

No idea what’s going on at the Corkhills, but Cracker has been barking and whining all night. Jimmys not answering any of my messages… FUMING.

Oh my fucking God. #FuryvsNgannou

This is more painful that the opening ceremony of the fucking Olympics. Truly horrific. #FuryvsNgannou

Now remind me again why this wank stain is often at the end of public abuse….? And fuck you, @SkySportsNews, for turning off your comments…

Who you got? #UCLfinal

10 years ago I’d of cut off my little finger if it meant going on a jolly to the #GrandNational. Today I’d rather cut off my finger if it meant I didn’t have to go. Too busy, too many dickheads, and in general I just couldn’t be arsed with it. Fuck me, I’m getting old…

Manchester City building a new stand to allow for a bigger capacity is the equivalent of the invisible man going for a haircut. Absolutely fucking pointless. #ManchesterCity #ManCity #MCFC #Emptihad

Honestly, @itvfootball are an absolute embarrassment. To clarify, when MEN play football you select a “man of the match” for the best player. Now get to fuck with this “player of the match” nonsense, you bunch of virtue signalling wankers.

Rishi Sunak wanting to make maths compulsory until kids are 18 is fucking ridiculous. I studied maths until I was 16 and I’ve managed to get by in life just fine. What difference would another 3 years have made?

Big announcement coming on Wednesday. Give my mates @thecloneroses a follow to see what the craic is…. 🍋 🍋🍋

Who’s the fucking idiot that made the decision to change the colour of the lid on semi skimmed milk from green to white? I LITERALLY CAN NOT COPE WITH THIS NEEDLESS CHANGE.

I can only imagine Phil pulling a right strop if him and Holly didn’t get a decent spec in the Chapel at Windsor. Shit is gonna hit the fan if they’re not front row… #QueensFuneral

Just had a text of Wills. He wants to know if I can shoot down to Windsor in the Rascal with ten 12” Mighty Meaties…. Oh, and a 9” Vegie Supreme for Markle, although he has asked me to spit in it. Not a fucking chance. His tip at Phil’s funeral was a piss take. #QueensFuneral

The look on Harry’s face. You can clearly see all he’s thinking about is tucking in to an egg and cress sandwich, whilst knocking back a few cans of Skol. #QueensFuneral

Getting a bit borning this now. Where’s a streaker when you need one, to bring the excitement back? #QueensFuneral

There’s an awful lot of war/military hero’s that have got a golden ticket to the Queen’s funeral. I’ve honestly never seen so many medals in my life. #QueensFuneral

Looks like @trevor8sinclair has lost his race card, but appears to have found his mental health card. Funny that…. Fucking hypocritical scumbag. I hope he never works again.