Michael McCartney

#MasterchefTheProfessionals Blimey, everyone's having a total mare tonight

#MasterchefTheProfessionals Bloody hell. don't have him on again! Miserable git!!

#MasterchefTheProfessionals Alright, calm down Beardy McRockNRollTattoos 😄

Brrrr! Best put TWO bars on the fire. The Hot Water Bottle is coming out tonight #BrassMonkeys

#MasterchefTheProfessionals Ew. Aubergines, they can fuck off n' all! 🤮

#MasterchefTheProfessionals Alright, Smuggy McSmugface!

#MasterchefTheProfessionals Ugh, Artichokes. What's the bloody point, all that effort for knack all

Avengers, Assemble! (In Crisp Form)

#UniversityChallenge "And then the music round is all Classical & that again. I just said Brahms, Bizet, Steve Reich, and Prokovioff or summat and that was right! Isn't it??" "Spawny Get!"

#OnlyConnect Shouting MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER at the telly

#OnlyConnect "I have a license to drive a tank!" #QuiteABoast

Just had to nip out for some milk. Big Coat deployed

Sunday Bleeps - Nightmares On Wax - Dextrous / Dextrous (Downbeat Mix) youtube.com/watch?v=PiPrI8OQ…

Did you also have a psycho games teacher who thought he was Bobby Charlton?

#40TVThemeTunesAtTheBBC Zoo dancing to the theme from Hill Street Blues? That's the last straw for me! SHITE!!

#40TVThemeTunesAtTheBBC Nope, this is intolerable, Switching off!!!

#40TVThemeTunesAtTheBBC Theme from Birds Of A Sodding Feather????? This is going off if it don't pick up soon!! #Totp

#40TVThemeTunesAtTheBBC What's this bloody caterwauling? Atrocious!! #Totp

#40TVThemeTunesAtTheBBC I will never, ever understand the appeal of Nick Cave. #Totp

#40TVThemeTunesAtTheBBC Theme from Ally McBeal??? Shite! Get Auf Weidersehen Pet on! #Totp