Michael P Johnson

One day you're going to realize I was the best thing that ever happened to you. On that day, it will be too late.

I hate it when I write a sarcastic Facebook status and someone who doesn’t get it has to comment and ruin it.

When I told you that I was surviving, that was the truth. I am somehow managing to pull myself through life every single day.

Dude @Caleb_Lane great job!!! Hope to see you at VIPER room at Saturday!!! Awesome tunes!!

@TheSelfaholic aah you're too nice :) x

@AnjezaSpahiu thanks :)

#Neverwilli change for someone in order to be in a relationship with them. Love me for me, or somebody else will.

If you truly loved someone, they would be worth the risk. No hesitations. No excuses.

Don't promise anyone the moon and stars, those aren't yours to give. Promise them your heart and word, and if that's not enough, fuck em.

5 most annoying words after a breakup: "are you mad at me?" No, I'm perfectly happy with the fact you broke my heart. #wordsthatcanstartawar

Don't mistake my kindness for weakness.

Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

You: What fucks like a tiger and winks? Them: I don't know You: *wink at them*

Dude @Caleb_Lane come over tonight. will hit up with @ZekeGood and @DevinPaisley

If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.

Maybe its Maybelline....More like, "Maybe its photoshop.

1st: Chris brown hits her 2nd: Eminem lies to her 3rd: Drake can't remember her name. What a life Rihanna has.

Demi's in rehab, Miley's smoking salvia, Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens have split. Disney has more drama than Jersey Shore.

Oh you're dating my ex? Cool. I'm eating a sandwich...You want those leftovers too??