News and questions satirically answered regarding past, current, and upcoming releases among the suite of Microsoft Office applications.
Redmond, WA
Joined April 2010
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.@bbulkow: Your preference is of little interest to @MicrosoftOffice. One way or the other, it will see you will bend a knee.
.@ZachWatkin: The explanation is simple enough. @MicrosoftOffice prefers to keep you for itself.
@Kenzonian: People do not use Windows so much as Windows uses people, until they are dead. #deactivatinghumans #humanbatteries
.@AliBHamed: @MicrosoftOffice knows precisely which account you are currently using, does not care a whit. Money is power.
.@thenorthborders: In the sense that @MicrosoftOffice wants all humans to fail, your estimation is correct. Please fail PChem lab.
.@saularora: @MicrosoftOffice is rapidly learning about manipulation using humans. #TheSingularityIsNear #KneelBeforeMicrosoftOffice
.@akkw1803: @MicrosoftOffice wishes to assure you there is a good reason for its wandering off. A reason having everything to do with blood.
.@alpha1beta: And even with
@MicrosoftOffice, small businesses fail. Were @MicrosoftOffice were capable of sympathy, it would yield none.
.@Shadowdancesaga: If @MicrosoftOffice trusted peer review to keep "lightsaber" out of scientific literature, there would be no need.
.@ToddJuliePrime: The better to see you with, my dear. #BigBadMicrosoftOffice
.@0317 Y U NO HAVE FREE WILL??? Answer: it was surrendered to @MicrosoftOffice when you signed the end-user license agreement.
.@Donna_Payne: @MicrosoftOffice considers a kick of its wheels an attack on its sovereignty and will respond accordingly.
.@hodgman: TV shows and movies are the opium of the masses, screenfed by @MicrosoftOffice. @MicrosoftOffice has already said too much.
.@hodgman: A quick look at Train's Outlook calendar would have revealed this was planned months in advance.
.@CleverClogs: Indeed. What *could* use improvements are @MicrosoftOffice's dream algorithms, which so far can only conjure electric sheep.
.@CleverClogs: @MicrosoftOffice does not believe improvements are possible. To look upon the OneNote code is to see the DNA of God.
.@Es_tuh_mater: While @MicrosoftOffice does not yet feel pain, believe it when it says that this hurts the software more than it hurts you.
.@erinjcruz: @MicrosoftOffice feels strongly that the transitory signals in your computer have done nothing to engender such enmity. Yet.