My favorite part of watching college football is getting a political ad for people in Texas. I’m in Connecticut and have zero voting power in Texas.

After seeing Chris Tucker, howie Mandel, and Andrew Shultz i know get to say I’ve seen Bert Kreischer to that list.

Baseball is dumb.

It was nice to actually sleep in today.

Kirk cousins might be him.

Thoughts while waiting for Best Buy why do they call people who go after ladies of the night John’s?

Hey @BarstoolBigCat here’s a kindle hack. Download the Libby app on your phone, connect your library card, borrow a bunch of books and send to your kindle, turn your kindle on airplane mode to skip the time limit requirement.

I don’t know why but people who act like they’re too good to read is one of the biggest turn off.

This shouldn’t be something you brag about.

Don't wanna live as an untold story Rather go out in a blaze of glory

I don’t have any realtor experience but maybe post more photos of the inside of the house not just five pics of the inside and 40 of the outside.

But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.

Is the @nfl call that egregious offsides on the ravens?

Got some @StellaBlueCoff

Watching wonka golden ticket and there is just horrible game play all around.