I hate waking up at 7:45 in the morning for work :( TRYING this out http://tinyurl.com/5vwkuyz

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I hate waking up at 7:45 in the morning for work :( TRYING this out http://tinyurl.com/6b397u7

Is anyone there?

Dolphins, Panthers tonight. Start your killer players now. Except Ted Ginn, he's not scoring anything tonight at all.

PLayers to avoid - Jay Cutler - 4 interceptions, doesn't look like he'll get any better; Willie Parker - big let down in points last week

Ochocinco Lambeau Leap - Will he or won't he?

Sleeper pickups - Brandon Stokley - WR (Den); Mark Clayton (WR) Bal; Kevin Fault - RB(NE)

Need a QB - Leftwich (TB); Collins (Ten) and Russell (Oak) still out there

Welker - WR(NE) out - knee; Cassel - QB(KC) will start; Bryant - WR(TB) out - knee

No Vick this week, dogs can breathe easy

Tomlinson -RB (SD) out for this week; Houshmazzoo -WR(Sea) probable (not) with back problems

Pride Rock needs a quality receiver - willing to discuss trading RB with anyone serious.

Muppets take week 1 by storm - even Gonzo is speechless.

Garcia signs with Eagles - http://bit.ly/xL3WH

Urlacher out for season; McNabb - broken rib; Bengals' fans - broken heart

and now for the three-hour tour....

Teams are just now realizing the value of return yards. Crazies missed opportunity at real drumming of Rafikis today.

Pirates-Shadys - biggest flop game of the day so far

Rafikis get first TD of season with DeAngelow Williams