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Mike Bailey

@MikeBailes

Musician | DJ | Candy Enthusiast | Snap/Insta - mikebailes

 Chicago, Illinois
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Joined October 2009
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Yo @tacobell we need to get these Cinnabon Delights back on the night menu please! Retweet to make it happen.
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@BenStiller11 May 2020
I’m sad to say that my father, Jerry Stiller, passed away from natural causes. He was a great dad and grandfather, and the most dedicated husband to Anne for about 62 years. He will be greatly missed. Love you Dad.
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If someone could find a way for me to not spend money on fortnite skins I’d appreciate it. #fortnite
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@Wendys4 May 2019
Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance. The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK. Let’s freakin’ do this!
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@chancetherapper4 May 2019
Positive Affirmations for today: I WILL have a good day, I Will succeed today, Wendy’s WILL bring back spicy nuggets at some point please please Lord let it be today.
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Coffee shop employee: Yes I have 2 more of my blue berry scones and none of my chocolate. Me: Bruh, those scones do not belong to you
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I just got an Instagram ad for private helicopter rides to Coachella... it's like Instagram doesn't even know me anymore. 😭😭
"Can you play the Hokie Pokie at my 90th birthday? I want it to be a Rip-Roaring time." -Grandma
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When you lie to yourself and think that America is moving towards a judgement free culture. Then some stupid internet site is telling me my password is WEAK!!?!?!?? @&$*%%
At a coffee shop. Loving Life. Thinking, what is it about today that makes life amazing? *30 minutes later* Oh this massive amount of caffeine I ingested on an empty stomach.
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Every 3 insta stories is an ad, and every time I think. "Dang, I didn't know I had any friends on insta that posted more than just their dog or their food?!..Oh wait Nvm. Another ad.
This portillos bathroom smells like Pez. Next time I'll bring pez with to get a extreme multi sense experience.
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I get 10 times more sales calls than actual people I know calling my phone. That it is all. Check back in later
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Any of my friends still using twitter? I feel like making a comeback
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When someone starts layering on those essential oils and you feel like you're in a Bath and Body Works
Separate thoughr, @tacobell is gonna be the death of me. #tacolife
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Had Arby's today. I'll save you guys the trouble, it's still just as gross as 10 years ago.
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Same thing 5 months later I guess
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Once again, I've slammed a large ice coffee at a coffee shop and I'm convinced the baristas are plotting to kill me. #paranoid #coffee
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I don't know how the automatic toilet flush is good for anyone
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When kids who wore glasses growing up would take them off, and their face just looked so blank.
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