@Starbucks brought home a grande peppermint mocha for my wife only to find we got less than a tall. 🙁#holidayjeer.

@MyFantasyLeague live draft crashing…like last year…

Next wedding we're invited to, I'm breaking out these moves, inspired by Ladysmith Black Mambazo youtu.be/AMhmswVLKdg?t=3m57s

So, this just happened...

@Jeremy_Pettitt @toddlowans Todd's just trolling. I can't top that, but I can do this (now open < 2 mi from home).

@OscarSalazar two of your favortie things combined: youtube.com/watch?v=0TegWM9Z…