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Highland Park, TX || Joe Castiglione ruined OU Football || Famous Jameis Advocate || Dunkin’ Donuts Supremacist || #Chin

Slaughterville, OK
Joined October 2023
Moving back to Norman today, this is all I’m packing.
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Hospitality degree has to be the dumbest shit ever invented
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Wouldn’t be surprised if Talarico has child porn on his computer
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Accidentally just caressed the hand of the Cane’s drive thru employee as he was giving me my drink. Bottom tier human experience
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I call this the Sunday scaries flush out
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Genuinely feel horrible for Kip. Definition of a program guy. Plays his heart out every game for our disgrace of a football program. Came back year after year for his teammates and coaches to let him down
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Getting flashbacks to the SC game 2 years ago. We are so fucked
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If you use peptides you’re a faggot retard ngl
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Surely it grips like a military grade torque wrench.
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Mikey is having himself a fucking week
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Updated college football hate list: 1. The AP voter that voted Utah for #1 2. Dan Lanning 3. Miami 4. Big 12 inflation 5. Sanfrisco Magee 6. Lane Kiffin 7. The South Carolina GameWrenches 8. Mina Kimes 9. Arch 10. Kids that wear sunglasses cables to class
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Michael Hawk, OU Rush Consultant retweeted
John Mateer: “I woke up in the middle of the night and something told me, ‘forgive yourself.’ Real powerful stuff.”
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I almost get more angry when we play good and win. WHY CAN’T WE DO THIS EVERY GAME
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The amount of OU fans who don’t realize Whitt Newbauer is our backup and not Bowe Bentley is astonishing.
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Good morning. Yes this team makes me terribly sad and angry but fuck me fellas. I think the Sooners are gonna win a football game today.
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Prime Yeat highlights at 2:48am. Ball up at the top of the key.
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The brewers are a make a wish franchise @OKuStonewall
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