Certified lover man | Big fan of big girls | Cedar Falls Tiger class of 79 | Tony Hawks 3rd cousin |

Joined October 2026
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Niggers can burn your country down. And you can't even say nigger
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- Wake up - 15 hr blur of caffeine and nicotine - Go to bed
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Real professional, wouldn’t expect anything else from Xavier🤦🏻🤦🏻
Is this an official @XavierSaints account on IG accusing a Cedar Falls HS golfer of cheating in a state qualifier while offering no proof and making a vague threat? I hope not. #iahsgolf @SportsGuysIowa
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Lego Stoner Set 🤩
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10 anos: nunca vou beber 12 anos: nunca vou fumar 14 anos: nunca vou fumar maconha 16 anos: nunca vou baforar 18 anos: nunca vou cheirar 20 anos: aceito tudo menos crack
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Mike Hawk retweeted
smoking my nicotine and vaping my weed #theFutureIsNow
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I’m at the club fartin everyone keeps lookin at the fat nigga
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Bottom five things: 1: post nut clarity 2: greening out 3: niggas 4: Tyler brimm 5: cedar falls student section leaders Hm: Mrs butters being gone for a month Hm: Sharp za
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Mike Hawk retweeted
F*ck a breakup you ever lose a parlay by one leg
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- Wake up - 14 hour blur of caffiene and nicotine - Go to bed
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if there’s a way both teams can lose Friday it’s probably happening. @muskiestool case race after the toilet bowl? #dye #fuckutom #bag
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I Cannon Davis will no longer be playing football. I will now be taking my talents to subway!
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