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Mike Merryfield

@MikeMerryfield

Comedian and all around Good person. Humble.

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Joined June 2009
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105.7 WAPL@waplrocks24 Mar 2023
This morning on The #RickandCutter show @cuttermedia is joined by @MikeMerryfield & @RobBreakenridge again filling in for @RickMcNealWAPL We'll name our #Weenieoftheweek we have #smalltowncrimewave Coast to Coast, Cutter's guitar shop and @jpsears24 joins us
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Taking a picture of your butthole is harder than it looks.
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Great, this is how women will be getting abortions from now on.
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When boarding a plane I locate the hottest women on board, point to her and say “If this bird crashes I’m eating you first”
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Karen Porn is all the rage! ##karen #bigdealcomic
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My new special is live now on YouTube! @800lbRecords on @YouTube
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In this episode, @dbublitzcomedy and @JShirleyComedy talk with @MikeMerryfield about putting in the time, being ready for fame, and his new comedy special @standupjourneym by @800lbRecords. Plus more. share.transistor.fm/s/9e4a77…
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Head to our YouTube channel tonight at 5PM CT to catch the premiere of the full comedy special 'The Journeymen'. Set your reminders now. 800PGR.lnk.to/TheStandupJour… @MikeMerryfield

'The Journeymen' - YouTube Premiere

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Excited to a part of @standupjourneym available May 19th on @800lbRecords @YouTube page! #comedy
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We need to figure out how all of these women are getting pregnant in the first place.
My doctor is fat so I have trouble trusting her medical advice. I told her my back hurt the other day and she prescribed cake.
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John Novosad@HippiemansPlan22 Mar 2022
Many thanks to the people that helped me on my album: everyone @thelaughbutton label, thrilled to be on Laugh Button Records! Everyone @800lbRecords, thanks for your advice. @MikeMerryfield thanks for recording me. My home club @ComedyWorks, Yay! @JoshBlueComedy you’re the best!
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A comedian messaged me and asked if I was headlining in Vegas. That’s cute. I’m always headlining, I’m kind of a big deal.
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My roommate said I shouldn’t wash his cast iron pan in the dishwasher but I figure it’s not mine so what do I have to lose.
When my sons complement my cooking I tell them to “like and subscribe”
My friend is a level one sommelier and a level 2 douche bag.
I’m doing a show for 7 people tonight. I have a picture but I don’t want you to see me like this.
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Not trying to brag but my first threesome was at a Sadie Hawkins dance.
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