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Mike Schmitt

@MikeTSchmitt
 New York, USA
Joined April 2009
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definitely fuck Connecticut forever
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dizzy@rundizzy23 Dec 2022
have u tried not caring. or maybe caring more. idk can i borrow like $7000
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Nothing is something
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I dislocated my shoulder four times today
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Drewberz@buddy_ferrara30 Nov 2022
one for the books – at St Matthews, KY
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@cassiee191930 Nov 2022
ur looking at spotify wrapped but it was you who got played the most this year
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Brady@pebbut30 Nov 2022
describe your spotify wrapped to me using only a picture of your boobs
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Fun times ahead for #Adobe designers. Today, if you open a PSD (even one that's 20 years old) with an obscure PANTONE colour, it will remove the colour and make it black. Pantone want US$21/month for access, and Solid Coated goes behind the paywall in early November.
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J. Worra@JWorra2 Oct 2022
nothin that a little coffee mushrooms weed wine & xanax can’t solve
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👁@gnarlymari19 Oct 2022
I want a fake gay job like creative director
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Do I need to unpack the puffer
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@cassiee191917 Oct 2022
told him to be more transparent and he ghosted me?
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What’s the opposite of existential? Do they have a crisis for that?
A Modelo is definitely not a Coors Banquet
The social contract has been broken. You are under no obligation to participate in a society that is trying to oppress and kill you.
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I wish more things were measured in horse power.
Animals are more empathetic than us
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The feeling when you’re waiting in line to sell old clothes to Buffalo Exchange, and you realize the least stylish person is your buyer
Sustaining my entire life/existence on this earth off organic carrots, microwave popcorn, garlic hummus, psilocybin mushrooms, and Coors banquets.
This is the most susceptible I’ve ever been to falling for/joining a cult. I didn’t actually get close, but this would be the time I’d fall for it if any.
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