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Run up on a Meerkat its a problem. - Chuck Tender Channel 22 Action News. Bag Man gets πŸ’°β€™s LetsHaveFunDying πŸ‘‚πŸ» @dishpitdaily πŸ‘‰πŸ» @_Tillman88 nun this advice

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Joined April 2012
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If you need energy I got it If you need love I got it
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how about a Disney t-shirt of Goofy hitting a three pointer and it’s airbrushed with ACTIVE SHOOTER in comic sans
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What if the stars we see are just mitochondria of a being so big we can’t comprehend what it is
🚨: Scientists discovered that mitochondria communicate using light, revealing that humans are essential being of lights
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Second match L They didn’t win I lost it for myself fuck me
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when your bag rite its hard to have a bad nite
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Sam:
last night at the club a girl was twerking on the floor and a half eaten subway sandwich fell out her pants, and then this random dude picked it up and threw it at the ceiling and it hit the fan and went everywhere
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First match W Take those
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It’s TIME meet me on PGA 2k25 ranked
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Video recap from this weeks Pizza Omakase Dinner, was a plethora or beautiful women this week πŸ˜‚
We got 3 time 6th man of the year @TeamLou23 at @phewpies yesssssssirr. Eating the infamous Lemon Pepper Wet Pizza
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make it $10 so they also get some snacks throughout the day
If you had to pay an extra $6 out of every paycheck, but it meant every kid in public school got free breakfast and lunch, no matter how much their parents make, would you do it?
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Never feel stupid for not knowing something that you were never taught.
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u can start again, like the sun does every morning
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Vic Mensa asked Hasan Piker to define socialism: "Socialism is the endless pursuit for dignity for all. For dignity for the masses. Autonomy for the masses. Sovereignty for the masses. Ultimately, every socialist unifies around that same principle; the idea that all workers should have ownership over what they're making, more autonomy in their workplace and more dignity in their lives. A way to redesign the system so that every single person can enjoy the finer things in life because life is finite. It's too short. There's no reason to endlessly struggle to make money for someone else."
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You cannot outsmart one of the goats dude Hasan has a read for the game - it’s all a game and he has figured out the rules
Hasan Piker thanks Zohran Mamdani for defending him on Fox News He says politicians should tell pundits to bring Hasan on their show and talk to him themselves "Just tell them look, he's his own man. He's a media figure. You're a media outlet. Have him on."
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MANS COOKING AHAHA The system is broken but with a cat like this we have some hope He can go jab for jab and the punches he throws are far more effective
El-Sayed: "I just pointed out the fact that constitutionally he's obligated to swear me in. And he did go to Ohio State University, which of course is a lesser university than the University of Michigan."
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