Tremendous Hard Feelings on the @AreYouGarbage Patreon this week! Began with @HFoleyComedy back to shouting out his best friend in the whole wide world, his dear Kippy @KevinRyanComedy & went into the weeds on water for the table. Like the good ol days! Felt so good. Love youse!

Just watched @stoolpresidente hit up Verona Pizza in the Philly burbs. Insane that Verona got an 8.2 & Sally’s in New Haven got a 9.2. And if Sally’s is a 9.2, then Angelo’s should be a 6 billion, not a 9.1. My score: Angelo’s 9.4 (9.8 cheesesteak) Verona 8.9 (9.1 cheesesteak)

Dear @SenecaCasinos: 1.) News of your new fancy sportsbook lounge brings me great joy. 2.) Please please please make sure there’s @yuenglingbeer on tap. 3.) Please make a fancy poker room to go along with that fancy sportsbook next. P.S. - I love you and hope to see you soon!

Genuinely don’t understand the glazing the MNF commentators are giving the Bills defense. 5-7 yard passes to the sideline all day and that secondary will only be asking Puka if there is anything further they can assist him with. An offense not exploiting weakness ≠ good defense.

The Bills defense is such ass that the social media outrage has already begun for when Shane Gillis makes a joke about them on his next SNL monologue. #BillsMafia  #MNF #BUFvsLAR

The best thing Yankees fans have going for us is the lockout next year. May 2027 finally be the year of peace we have been thirsting for. And if Aaron Boone is still the manager of my beloved team in 2028, may the bonfire of all my merch burn a bright light within the darkness.

So watching the Zohran Mamdani ep on Theo Von’s podcast and I just can’t trust this guy. I feel like it’s a never ending Cutco knives sales pitch. Some of the things he says makes sense. Some of it he sounds like an idiot. All of it sounds disingenuous.

Can someone please explain to me why in the hell Ryan McMahon is swinging a bat right now?!?! Please let me look like an idiot. Fuck Aaron Boone so much. The worst of the worst.

If Jazz Chisholm Jr. sees the 2nd inning of this baseball game, then Aaron Boone should be fired on the spot. Bad News Yankees on full display right now. This season is over. See y’all in 2028. Disgusting inning of baseball.

The Boys are looking good!!!!! What a time to heat up!!! Let’s go Yankees!!!!!!!! #RepBX #Postseason

I genuinely don’t know how Luis Rojas continues to have a job. Is there a worse 3rd base coach in the league? How did we all know that wasn’t a send for Rice from our living rooms and he didn’t see it on the field? How many Yankees outs has he caused and runs he’s lost? #RepBX

Can you even imagine being a Chargers fan right now and seeing the Bills take the lead with how horrible Buffalo is playing? There’s got to be a 1-800 number for them to call. #BillsMafia

These garbage uniforms are living up to their hideousness. This is the worst football I’ve ever seen since the last time the Bills played like this. And they’re only down by 3 which is the most wild stat of all. Burn these uniforms straight back to hell, Buffalo! #BillsMafia

Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think Fox News, ABC, CBS, etc. leaving the White House press pool is quite the solidarity display that they think it is. We might just find out how nonessential they are. Should have doubled down on the truth, facts, objectivity, & accountability.

My Official Aaron Judge Take: He’s the greatest hitter in the game, but he isn’t superhuman. When he came back, he was sucking wind through his ass in between swings like I would if I was at the plate. He needs to rest, get strong, and come back next season, be that ‘27 or ‘28.