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Joined February 2018
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“What’s Khalil Mack up to?”
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Troy Aikman when Caleb Williams throws a TD tonight
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bringing this to the bar
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1 WEEK UNTIL VOID ETERNAL !!
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In Long Island there was a duck that participated and finished a marathon. The duck was awarded a medal and a standing ovation Olympics up next. teapawt.net/shouldhaveaduck/status…
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Wait your balls aren’t supposed to go in the condom???
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Fatalities from texting and driving in 1960
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This CPI meme is running out of space
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He’s a 10 but the officially reported CPI number is 9.1
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This says a lot about our nation.
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Lime SKITTLES are back. Tune in on 3/29 to watch this guy we hired apologize to every single person who complained. twitch.tv/skittles
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I am so sorry
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idk who in their early 20s needs to hear this, but something clicks for a lot of people around age 24-26 where you suddenly feel like a different person in an overwhelmingly positive way and you experience a sense of control you've never had
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when you try to take a 30 minute nap and wake up 4 hours later confused af
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I still ain’t have them tacos you dip in that transmission oil
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Im getting old😂 All I do is Check my Credit, my Bank Account and my Email
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“I would love to get tattoos but my parents would kill me” you are 25. please go get a tattoo and then go to therapy.
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