Gamer Jon’s Dept. • Veteran journalist • Catholic • Moderate • Fair & balanced political commentator • provider of parody

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Joined April 2009
so on one stage, trump brags ab his $1B gold and marble renovations, paid for by struggling taxpayers who also fund the war responsible for price hikes. on another stage, rfk says their solution? just buy liver or that cheap grey beef on the bottom shelf that tastes like a tire
RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."
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“maga ran out of FUCKS in 2016 we ain’t offended by no stinkin ad” “vivek is indian” “WHAT’S THAT MEAN U RACIST??YOU TAKE UR HEAD OUT OF UR ASS. WE DONT TOLERATE THAT KINDA TALK HE IS MORE AMERICAN THAN MOST AMERICANS🤬🤬🤬” lol looks like bro found some fucks in the back…
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bro what are you doing?
INSANE. Vivek Ramaswamy says Dr. Acton’s childhood sexual abuse makes her “flawed” while being confronted yesterday
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care to issue a correction ms. @RCamposDuffy ? xitter.cf/factpostnews/status/21…
Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement
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Jon Miller retweeted
FoxNews: what issues do you care about? Student: gas prices, inflation, stuff is too expensive FoxNews: ok bye
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ok but millions of non-socialists still care about gas and grocery prices, like what even is the argument here —but mamdani? when boomers go, the gop needs a plan for americans who don’t just let the tv jedi man wave his hand and say you’re not actually concerned about your money
“THE CONCERN ABOUT PRICES IS A LIE.” @greggutfeld argues that socialists’ focus on kitchen-table issues like gas and grocery prices is “a costume,” saying their policies would only drive costs higher. Tune in to ‘The Five’ weekdays at 5 p.m. ET on Fox News.
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little known fact: when indians come here, they’re baffled to find a bizarre contraption in every home known as the toilet. they concluded it’s an electronic hairdresser and stick their heads in, turn the knob and come out in what they think are beautiful, modern american hairdos
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interestingly, here in 2014, he begins his speech using his regular voice. then a set piece malfunctions and he breaks into the negro pastor character for comic relief. it works bc he’s v obviously and intentionally affecting his voice for the moment. then he goes back to normal. it would appear somewhere along the way, he decided he would just become a cartoon character, which was probably easier than trying to square giving speeches about how republicans aren’t racist one day, then calling trump a racist the next, only to insist on the day after that why the party must unify behind trump.
oh my goodness, Tim Scott's cringe level is absolutely off the charts. what a completely ridiculous person
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look the point is not whether the mom let her bf rape amy acton in elementary school. maybe she did, maybe she didn’t. maybe she watched! that’s not the point. the point is that republicans WIN in november!
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lol at the black lady who very clearly does NOT want to be there but she couldn’t refuse the free chicken sandwhich combo she was offered by gop officials to come sit in the audience and make it look diverse
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this fucking guy really will say anything. thats his real political value. it’s rare to get a totally moral-free man willing to say literally whatever for the right price. most draw a line somewhere, typically before celebrating an abusive mother who let her bf rape her own kids.
Vance defends Vivek Ramaswamy's ad featuring Amy Acton's estranged mother: "The media and Democrats are obsessed because Vivek Ramaswamy had the audacity to run a TV commercial that calls it like it is"
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Vivek Ramaswamy's October surprise
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when vivek loses his race, he needs to have his wealth investigated and confiscated and put on a boat back to india to work at a call center. during lunch he can give inspirational speeches about capitalism on the muddy riverbank while everyone scoops their meals from the ganges.
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bro got them ethnic indian celebration slippers on
Replying to @jbalmert
After a campaign event, Ramaswamy said: “It is an ad from our campaign.” He said Acton’s mother was not paid to participate. Ramaswamy accused Acton of being “repeatedly and serially dishonest.”
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he was prob tied up w homework but maybe if vivek spent more time watching sitcoms and had a better understanding of american culture, he’d realize americans (or any nation where the dwellings aren’t mud) don’t typically love a mom who stood by her husband as he raped her kids…
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bro that was usha’s brother 🤦‍♂️
wow -- a protester directly behind Vance gets up and yells "release the Epstein files!" Vance suggest he's an illegal immigrant.
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don’t remember the last time i, or anyone, tuned into a press secretary’s briefing for actual info. it’s an outdated useless format that exists solely for boomers watching tv at home who want a smackdown. and eventually clips trickle to x for slop peddlers to sensationalize.
🇺🇸 Trump has apparently decided the White House can survive without a press secretary. After Karoline Leavitt's departure and Katie Zacharia's spectacularly short five-day tenure, Peter Doocy reports that Trump is in “NO RUSH” to find another replacement. There isn't even a shortlist. And apparently, the president thinks things have been running perfectly well without someone behind the briefing room podium. Which is pretty funny when you think about it. Trump already answers half the world's questions himself, usually before anyone has even asked them. Maybe he's starting to wonder why he needs a press secretary at all. Writer: Oliver
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EXCLUSIVE: Three rival camps are fighting over Susie Wiles’ job, and Trump’s MAGA OG 'body man' is the wildcard. ‘John is really in a different category, it’s so much more impactful and just nothing like Stephen or Bill,’ a senior administration official said. W/ @IbbetsonRoss & @nieto_phillip READ HERE: dailymail.com/news/article-1…
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i get that many in the magaverse rely on the income they recieve for their blind support, but it is possible to not say anything sometimes. don’t insult our intelligence by trying to convince us this new press lady is anything but a stupid bitch who can barely read.
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“we really can’t get anyone better than eminem to collab?” “sir, you are a MAGA rapper w one hit from the 1990s…” “i don’t care, call up all the washed artists everyone just assumes died from a sizzurp overdose. i’m sure one of them needs the money” *enters lil wayne*
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