@Milo_Edwards

comedian, podcaster + dumb online guy | hosts: @trashfuturepod, @mastersofpod, @gluepodcast | UK, Canada + New Special ON SALE ⬇️⬇️

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Joined May 2009
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my new show 'catamaran' is going on tour all over the uk starting in august! it's saucy, it's the 80s, it's coming to you. tix in thread.
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CARDIFF TONIGHT. TEN TICKETS REMAIN.
milo edwards@Milo_EdwardsJul 16
my new show 'catamaran' is going on tour all over the uk starting in august! it's saucy, it's the 80s, it's coming to you. tix in thread.
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americans will use anything except the metric system
Danny@SMOOCHONTHELIPSOct 24
My friend is expecting a baby and the nurse said during the ultrasound that the baby was currently the size of Spongebob. Since when is Spongebob a standard unit of measurement
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CARDIFF SHOW TOMORROW!
milo edwards@Milo_EdwardsJul 16
my new show 'catamaran' is going on tour all over the uk starting in august! it's saucy, it's the 80s, it's coming to you. tix in thread.
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i swear there’s a forgotten 2000’s tunes playlist available only to gyms. my grimy gym in east london currently bumping “no air” by jordyn sparks
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they have previously played “infinity (2008)” by guru josh project on numerous occasions
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following up “no air” with “temperature” by sean paul- incredible
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LONDON: my show is coming to soho theatre for a week 8-13th feb. get involved. tix in thread.
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come along: sohotheatre.com/events/milo-…
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'stand up if you work' in a room full of people so old they don't work and can't stand was a bold gambit
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 20
🚨 WATCH: Robert Jenrick asks Reform UK's audience to stand up if they work
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feeling very normal watching stuff like this. a room full of people who are no longer economically active and will be dead in the next 20 years voting to torch the country that's made them wealthy.
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not all old people are right-wing and not all young people are left-wing but you definitely notice that the whims of pensioners are catered to to an outsized degree
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they should do one that's just the big mug
Rachael✨@_rach_aelOct 20
Yer Ma bought yer Da's urn from Sports Direct
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lime’s pr guy rn:
BBC London
@BBCLondonNewsOct 19
Bikes 'not for jousting,' says Lime after duel video ➡️ bbc.in/4ibIlTe
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if there is a god d’you reckon he’s ever just up there like “yo check this out”
New York Post
@nypostOct 18
Priest gave sermon on spontaneity of death just before falling crucifix killed him during livestreamed mass trib.al/z1QhWvA
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the president of cameroon is making a state visit to cameroon where he’ll he received by the president of cameroon
Africa Today Media Group
@africatodayMGOct 19
President of Cameroon, the 93-year-old Paul Biya, is expected to visit Cameroon next week! He will have a two-week working trip before returning to Geneva, Switzerland, where he lives.
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love to be in a public toilet where the light goes off after a minute, like - brother, do as you will, this is gonna take as long as it takes
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TONIGHT! 🕗👇 @Milo_Edwards: Catamaran (part of @BhamComFest) Doors: 7:45pm Last entry: 8pm Approx finish: 10pm Featuring support from Aidan Jones! 🎟️ Tickets can be purchased on the door or in advance from bit.ly/MiloEdwardsBham
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jerry is dating a girl who is essentially perfect but he’s bothered by a gap in her teeth. george quit his job in a rage but is trying to sneak back in to use the remainder of his free canteen vouchers. kramer subplot:
Nick Pinkston 🏭 🏗️ 🏙️ ⏭️
@NickPinkstonOct 5
Came across this plate / bumper sticker combo in NYC recently lol
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naturally occurring gregg’s steak bake
ACERVO
@AcervoChartsOct 3
Algumas estrelas-do-mar podem nascer com defeitos congênitos que as deixam quadradas.
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i am currently in a stag-do group chat with 13 men. so far the best man has created the chat, posted a poll about dates and everyone has voted. not a single word has been exchanged. i've never felt more male in my life.
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