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Big dingus / bi disaster / nonbinary / audhd / taken by @TheMoondelics / they | them / 23 / blm / acab / not an rper just a kinnie / Bard of Time maybe? help me

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Kim@Gwazi16Oct 30
There should be a Pokemon called โ€œEvil fucking Pokemonโ€ and itโ€™s a red Jigglypuff with angry eyes. It has only one attack called โ€œFuck Youโ€ with infinite PP that one hits any Pokemon no matter what and they should make it legal in competitive.
Mega Golurk (@Smogolem) profile pictureMega Golurk@SmogolemOct 29
Give me your hottest pokemon take
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carcinoGeneticist@carcinoGennicOct 30
YOU PIECES OF SHIT PUT FUCKING ROSE IN THE PROMO IMAGE BUT YET YOU STILL DONT HAVE PESTERING, TROLLING, BOTHERING, CHEERING OR JEERING WHAT THE FUCK? ALSO WHY IS OVERSHARING STILL A THING? NOBODY WILL EVER EVEN USE THAT SHIT.
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carcinoGeneticist (@carcinoGennic) profile picturecarcinoGeneticist@carcinoGennicSep 11
THEY DONT HAVE PESTERING OR TROLLING WHAT THE FUCK
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Dew (Robotfucker)@DewEnjoyerOct 30
please please please only microwave his insides
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can u do long nurse ralseiโ€ฆ
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i know nobody cares but i wanna get my thoughts out MY CURRENT THOUGHTS OM THE HOLIDAY CONSPIRACY: - dess knight, many people have explained why it's the most likely option better than me - carol is the caller, knows dess is the knight, but doesn't have direct contact with it
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- chapter 6 is gonna be holiday focused like everyone else is assuming, and whatever the big reveal is it'll put basically all of the dominoes into place ready to be knocked over in chapter 7 - friend is still the pointed tail of hell which should not be followed
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- i have no fuckin clue who or what the mantle holder is but they're the Cat Keeper too i feel like that's basically confirmed - oh my god how the fuck did dess get turned into the knight by it? i dont know
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Chocapic ๐Ÿ’@chocacherry07Oct 25
#pokemon sweetie darling happiness etc etc
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Lilac@LilacStuckOct 24
IM DYING
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Lilac (@LilacStuck) profile pictureLilac@LilacStuckOct 23
We are slowly approach the "Two Years Since The Main Character Of Homestuck Showed Up In Homestuck" day
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SPOOKY Tina@Tree_creep3rOct 22
Disbelief erika kirk
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Erika Kirk dresses up as Charlie Kirk for Halloween. ๐ŸŽƒ
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Yirr@Yirr8002Oct 22
My attempt
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teox (@teox1759) profile pictureteox@teox1759Oct 22
What would the Deltarune version of this look like
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BolivianJegbert@Moongirl173Oct 22
#Ally #EndHemophobia
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Karakato@KarakatoDzoOct 17
Day 17: Starlight Girl First in a line of experimental neuro-therapy robots, Starlight Girl can project collected memories to patients, human and robot alike. Even if she seems like her head is above the clouds, she wont give up on her patients. #megaman #Mindwave
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Karakato (@KarakatoDzo) profile pictureKarakato@KarakatoDzoOct 17
Day 16: Plunder Man A robot who leads a crew of underwater scavengers to search shipwrecks for any remaining treasure as well as raiding the ocean floor of its natural resources. He has a rivalry with Pirate Man. #megaman #GhostsnGoblins
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i just made the connection that chapter 5 explicitly confirms the soul traits it was just such a natural thing to me that i didn't even register it
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anyways thats why the red soul's trait is hope
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โ€œAnd the 2026 Game of the Year winner isโ€ฆ Gra-โ€
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