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Minge The Merciless retweeted
Jane is so completely out if touch with history it makes her look incredibly stupid, again.
Minge The Merciless retweeted
On Thursday I wrote about the 2014 injunction Russell Brand obtained against a woman who accused him of assault.
I've now obtained the final order. It's breathtaking.
She had no lawyer. No trial. Yet she was silenced for life - even barred from speaking to the police.
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Minge The Merciless retweeted
Jane's penchant for the "true medieval essence of the Muslim soul" is making itself more apparent by the day.
The Noble Savage fetish isn't subtle fyi.
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All this debate about the best Christmas advert. John Lewis? M&S?
For me, there can only be one winner. Robert Dyas.
Every year. No contest.
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Alan here thinks we’re all just too thick to understand intellectual Fry’s noble noncery narratives
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These tweets aren't just funny gotchas, they're quite damning.
By 2013/14, here's what we knew about Brand:
2006 - Dannii Minogue accuses him of sexual harassment and calls him a "vile predator"
2007 - fun chat with Jimmy Savile, offers him his PA for a massage
2006-8 - half a dozen sexual misconduct complaints to the BBC
2008 - Andrew Sachs / Georgina Baillie affair with Jonathan Ross
2014 - ex Jordan Martin accuses him of sexual assault and abuse
Minge The Merciless retweeted
When I was in the IDF I was in the Navy and my job was to train octopuses to do auto erotic asphyxiation on Palestinians. I am breaking the silence.
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Genuinely worried there’s a Prime Minister I’ve completely forgotten now
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Hard to dispute this
If Henry Nowak has been beaten up rather than stabbed he’d be in prison right now. The @HantsPolice would have helped secure his false conviction for a racist attack… they were only unable to do this because he died…
Minge The Merciless retweeted
There is not a word in the English language that can communicate the level of universal, pervasive and consistent incompetence that is demonstrated by this government. It is so deeply ingrained that it happens at a molecular level. Therefore I have to invent one, well two actually: Malecular Ineptocracy.
Malecular - a combination of 'Mal' (bad/wrong) and molecular
Minge The Merciless retweeted
I got flagged for a trademark violation on my bio. Turns out Dark Universe belongs to Universal... dark matter and dark energy are taken too... so now im just Dr Maggie Lieu, Astrophyscist working on understanding ?
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In the space of barely 48hrs, Britain has announced plans to subsidise European students, gift 30yr visas to migrants entering the country illegally & offer verbal & likely financial restitution for a slave trade it ended 219yrs ago. Behold the most generous doormat in the world.
European Union nationals will pay the same university fees as British students as part of a broader deal to tighten links between the two sides bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Guy behind me at the traffic lights, beeping your horn and giving me the wanker sign isn’t going to make me type this tweet any faster.
Minge The Merciless retweeted
“I really welcome being labelled “vanilla” if that means I’m fully capable of having an orgasm without the aid of being physically violent to another, having my balls nailed to a piece of 2x4, or being pissed on.”
