No man can get between me and my KitchenAid. ๐ค๐๐ฉท๐ฉท Professional yapper. I talk a lot about being a wife, mother, baking and gaming
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If someone doesnt do an in depth paper about the 40 weeks of pregnancy relating to the 40 yrs in the desert and 40 days of lent, im going to be forced into a phd program about the theology of pregnancy
I simply cant imagine caring what another woman does with her body like this. Yes its best to keep the baby in longer, but omg take a deep breath girly, its not your problem.
It does. Youโre literally optionally removing your baby from the womb for YOUR comfort. Your baby is still developing in the womb despite doctors telling you that youโre โfull termโ at 37 weeks. But whatโs still developing? The brain, neural systems, lungs, liver, adipose tissue, and their immune system. Just to name a few.
Youโre selfish.
Mrs. Lizard ๐ป๐ฆ retweeted
My mom is en route to the hospital right now with a collapsed lung and possible sepsis. Sheโs been smoking for 50 yearsโฆthis might be bad. Iโd appreciate any prayers right now, frens
Mrs. Lizard ๐ป๐ฆ retweeted
Argonians during the Oblivion Crisis:
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Why can we never get TES content literally anywhere on the southern half of Tamriel? Im so sick of focusing on the same regions. Only Arena and ESO have shown Summerset, Valenwood, Elswyr, and Black Marsh and they werent even the highlight of the games. Is it such a hard thing for Bethesda to try somewhere new?
We have known that the next game would be in the Hammerfell region for years now. The only thing thats news about this announcement is the name itself
The next Elder Scrolls game is reportedly titled โTHE ELDER SCROLLS VI: SENTINELโ.
An official announcement will happen soon.
(Source: theverge.com/tech/1022023/miโฆ)
I know this is my twitter and i can post what i want, but im thinking of making a separate account just for tweets for gaming, but im also thinking of just keeping it on this account. Would anyone be interested in my nonsense yapping about vidya games?
Imma just say it. I dont care about Ethan Klein, the h3h3 podcast, or anything about that whole situation.
*wife looks off into the distance, closes eyes, just listens*
Husband: "whats wrong?"
Wife: "the mice are back. I hear them under the house. Winter is here"
End scene
>be lucy
>mom puts you in high chair with the 1 of only 5 foods you will ever eat
>sit there for 30 minutes not touching it
>start whining so mom pulls you out
>mom putts stinky little sister in chair to eat the food instead
>get furious and start reaching up to highchair and eating off it now that stinky sister likes it
>act depressed and rejected
>sniff blanket
About to mute "NFP" none of you unmarried people know what youre talking about. I can share a glass of water with my husband and end up pregnant. Children are a blessing, but so is my own physical and financial health for my already existing children. Thank God for NFP
Mrs. Lizard ๐ป๐ฆ retweeted
Muslims be like: "Do you see how the Jews treat you? They hate you and are not your friends. They believe you are an idolater who will go to hell.
Yes, of course I wholeheartedly support 100% of our governments punishing conversions to Christianity with the death penalty and destroying your place of worship, terrorising your communities, and making them flee to the West, why do you ask?"
People underestimate how busy priests are. Not every financial decision needs to involve your priest, and my priest doesnt need to be made aware of every health issue thats happening. I think this is perhaps some kind of protestant holdover some people have where your pastor is heavily involved in every situation.
You are ultimately responsible for yourself and your family and YOU will be held accountable to God. Only you and your spouse can be accountable to God since only you two actually need to know whats happening. My priest doesnt need to be made aware that we sometimes have trouble paying a bill or that your spouse is on a round of harsh antibiotics that makes conception dangerous. Maybe lets take mercy on our priests and start using our own hopefully well formed conscience