@MarkOrderPod | @Fightful | Be Kind To Animals 🌱 | Wannabe BattleBots Influencer

NYC/NJ
Joined August 2016
One run games aren’t boring. 8 runs on two outs aren’t boring. Will The Rays have that dog in them to make it a series could be fun. A team that has never won a World Series sweeping the Dodgers AND their World Series opponent isn’t boring. Baseball rocks if you’re a woman of high culture like myself.
Gonna be boring.
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I hope my friends are ready to receive BAKED GOODS in the mail cause your girl restocked her pantry
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I’m watching ER and HELLO do they even know that they will years later be will they-won’t they-ing and serving at the pleasure of President Bartlett?!
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On The Outside retweeted
never fucking quit. you have no idea how fast life can change.
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On The Outside retweeted
you cannot unmountain dew what has already been mountain done
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On The Outside retweeted
Give the Brewers social team a raise immediately
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They say the most fun you can have on here is just referencing a forgotten 90s baseball player but I say that’s not true Brian Boehringer
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Men only: Do you have a reversible comfortable with two neutral colors as your comforter
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This offensive blowout from the Brewers means that they’ll also have a fully rested bullpen tomorrow. They won’t even have 9 real innings to save their season.
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On The Outside retweeted
Brewers with two outs
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Every few months a friend of mine and I send each other the Beavis and Butthead SNL sketch with no context and rarely message inbetween to be honest 😂
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Baseball rules and I was put on early to convince everyone to invest 162+ days of their life into this with glee
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The Yankees were really like we can do this and if we run into trouble we’ll pinch hit with Giancarlo Staton even though he turned into sawdust in April
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Brewers put up 8 runs on two outs and have faced the minimum thru six on the other side of the ball. Insane baseball.
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Absolutely wild stat
The Brewers have just 12 missed swings among the 130 pitches they've seen.
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On The Outside retweeted
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Ashby is the happiest guy in the world right now. He doesn’t have to get 5 outs under cardiac event inducing circumstances tonight.
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I wanted the Brewers to win at home but, man. The Rays have looked scary at home all postseason, too. But these Brewers seem inevitable.
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