Charlotte Matabaro

I'm just a girl

People who put a hose back on the reel with a kink in it, should be executed on the spot.

Why does everyone have the same snot green colour front door now?

I think about murdering more than I should.

Why aren't safety demonstrations a thing on ferries? Nobody ever showed me where the life boat was.

Another year of crash free driving and another year of ridiculous insurance hikes.

Stop working and look at my plant 🪴

Some of my friends are angry that they didn't make my end of the world apocalypse survival group. They're just not up to scratch.

I'm old enough to remember when ice cream wasn't available all year round.

So organised

As a kid, I was convinced the Bermuda triangle would pose more of a problem in my adult life.

This is the longest week on earth

Hedgehog meat is said to have a flavor similar to pork, but with a stronger taste and a somewhat chewy texture. Some describe it as having a peaty, earthy, or even gamey flavor, while others compare it to a combination of pork, chicken, or even tuna.

Don't Cha #saturdayvibes

Once again, I hate the sea.

Everyone flashing their lights as there's a speed van. Fine. The limit is 100 why you dumb fucks slowing to 56?

Winner