Alt er love. β€οΈ Impossibility is a kiss away from reality.
Joined February 2009
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The look of a woman who just wants her man after a bad day - even if she told him she didnβt want to be his wife anymore π₯Ίπ€§ #LineOfFireNBC
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every DAY i learn something about dax shepard against the strongest of my wills
Dax Shepard Recalls Pursuing Kate Hudson While She Was Married tmz.com/2026/10/28/dax-shepaβ¦
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I hope they get her for attempted murder you know. People need to understand their actions have consequences
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Are we supposed to root for anyone but Jude in this storyline?! Give that man his baby back #GH
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I once went to the doctor and he told me to hold my breasts. π I was young, confused and wondering what kind of examination this was, so I started moving them around, trying to figure out how he wanted me to hold them. Only for him to shout βHOLD YOUR BREATH!β ππππ I have never recovered.ππππ
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Nobody has ever read the room more poorly
'Nobody Wants This' creator Erin Foster tells Dax Shepard she and the writers have been brainstorming ideas for him to potentially appear in season 4
"We've been writing you into the season. It's not like you have to be there all season or anything, but it would be pivotal, and an important role. And we felt like it would be a very fun, interesting thing to do," Foster said.
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Yeah but how will lawyers gonna tell truth when they know their clients commit crimes and help their cases? They are SUPPOSED to lie for them bc criminals want to lie and hire them for that. π
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The concept of bobby always rescuing athena from emergencies and then athena having to rescue herself immediately after bobby died during the space emergency and now getting rescued by her kids who followed in bobbyβs footstepsβ¦.
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So I had to watch both Anita and Nicole tell Dani
Mind your bustiness
Itβs not your problem (Bill/Haley)
Do not go to him
Do not call him
All for Dani to Skateboard her Axx over to Bill 5 mins laterππ
#BeyondTheGates
#BTG
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See this be that BS that I be talking about because Hayley was supposed to rule right back up and read leslie for filth. It irks my soul that NO ONE xan head this heffa down. #BeyondTheGates writers get it together. Hayley should not be everybody's punching bag
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someone left a voicemail for my boss complaining abt me and i just deleted it
Anita told Dani that this is not her place and what did she do? Showing up at Billβs office to discuss about Hayleyβs pregnancy. Girl, get a damn divorce and go screw him everywhere for all I care. π #beyondthegates
