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Lynn✨😉 retweeted
Replying to @TheKekSocietyX
German police in Poland! Look who they're escorting into Poland!
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Lynn✨😉 retweeted
🚨 SHOCKING: Apparently, German police tried to enter Poland through small dirt roads in the forests, along the border with Poland, and leave illegal immigrants there.
Polish citizen patrols reportedly monitored the area and prevented the alleged transfers.
🇵🇱 This would be an extraordinary escalation in the migration dispute between Germany and Poland.
我的天呐
马斯克这话一出,估计全美国的大学校长都要睡不着了。
他说美国需要建一批全新的大学,钱要花在真正的教学上,别再拿去养一大堆行政人员。
在他看来,大学对很多人来说被高估了,太多学生读了四年,背了一屁股贷款,出来却没学到什么真本事,真正要紧的是学到能在现实世界里用得上的东西。
要知道,马斯克自己当年考进斯坦福读博,只待了两天就退学跑去创业了,特斯拉招人也早就公开说过不看学历,只看你实际干成过什么。
他手下的 SpaceX 和特斯拉养着全世界最顶尖的一批工程师,他这么说,等于在说他要的人,现在的大学未必培养得出来。
有点像一家餐厅收了你四年的钱,大头都花在门口迎宾和收银台上,后厨反倒没几个人在认真炒菜。
未来 AI 越来越能干,以后文凭的含金量恐怕还会继续往下掉,以后比的大概就是你到底能做出什么东西了。
Lynn✨😉 retweeted
"The words Anglo-Saxon could be interpreted as White supremacy"
"We just say... we don't care anymore" - Rupert Lowe
Make this man Prime Minister
Lynn✨😉 retweeted
JAK MINĄŁ DZIEŃ.
Podsumowanie wydarzeń z Polski 14 listopada 2026.
Wojsko Polskie podało, że według ich szacunków w Marszu Niepodległosci wzieło udział ponad milion ludzi. Prezydent cały dzień był atakowany, że zawetował cenzurę internetu w Polsce, jeden z posłów Tuska Michał Szczerba nawet posunął się do gróźb na żywo a minister cyfryzacji był bliski płaczu, że nie będzie mógł usuwać krytyki w internecie bez wyroku sądu. "Tak nie buduje się odpowiedzialnej polityki. Tak buduje się atmosferę szantażu i strachu. Obrzydliwe" — napisał w sobotę szef gabinetu prezydenta Paweł Szefernaker. Premier Tusk mówił, że go nie zapraszają do rozmów pokojowych bo on z Sikorskim mają opinie szaleńczo anty rosyjskich, czyli dopóki mamy takich ludzi u władzy nie będziemy istnieli w dyplomacji. Natomiast Tusk napisał list do Orbana byłego premiera Węgier udając zaskoczonego, że aresztowano jego brata. Tydzień po zamachu w Krakowie na Rynek Główny wróciły dorożki a w krakowskich szpitalach 10 osób dalej przebywa w szpitalach, ich stan jest stabilny. Rosja przedstawiła w Abu Zabi żądania jakby wygrała wojnę w trzy dni o wycofanie wojsk NATO z Polski i innych państw wschodniej flanki, w Polsce poza śmiechem nie wzbudziło to większego zainteresowania. Cała grupa dziennikarzy z telewizji Republika dostała wezwania do prokurator Ewy Wrzosek, która od dawna jest znana nie tylko z romansu z ministrem sprawiedliwości Żurkiem, ale też jest najbardziej upolitycznionym prokuratorem w kraju i wiernie służy puczystom. Oskarżenia są całkowicie wymyślone i zarzut polega na wejściu do budynku prokuratury, tylko, że dziennikarze mieli na to zaproszenie. Jak się okazało przejazdy wojsk niemieckich przez Polskę nie miały pozwolenia Inspektora Wsparcia Sił Zbrojnych RP i nie było ochrony polskiej żandarmerii wojskowej. Niemcy wymyślili sobie wystawę z rocznicą obchodu Bundeswehry w Warszawie a ambasador Niemiec w Polsce został przyłapany na pisaniu tych konfabulacji z AI, prawda jest taka, że przyjechali bez pozwolenia polskiego wojska wesprzeć pucz Tuska. Politycy i dziennikarze dalej prowadzą nagonkę na opozycyjną telewizję Republikę aby odebrać jej koncesję i zmuszają firmy do wycofywania się ze sponsorowania telewizji, działania całkowicie antydemokratyczne ale jak widać komuniści nie bardzo się tym przejmują. Policja w Niemczech zyskała prawo do przeprowadzania wyrywkowych kontroli osób i bagażu bez podejrzenia popełnienia wykroczenia czy przestępstwa. Uprawnienie to obowiązuje w strefach przygranicznych w tym przy polskiej granicy. W Niemczech Orwella 1984 ewidentnie traktują jako instrukcję a nie ostrzeżenie.
To wszystko wydarzyło się od wczoraj w Polsce, dziękuję, że jesteście z nami.
Freedom Media Commentary.
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Greta Thunberg campaigns to save the planet by getting you off meat, milk and aeroplanes, and she is not a serious person.
She became the most famous environmentalist on earth by not going to school. That was the qualification. She sat outside the Swedish parliament on Fridays, and within a year presidents were queueing up to be told off by a fifteen-year-old. She has been put forward for the Nobel Peace Prize several times, for services to Fridays.
She does not fly, on principle. So in 2019 she crossed the Atlantic to address the United Nations on a racing yacht belonging to a member of Monaco's royal family, sponsored by BMW, with a bucket for a lavatory. It was announced as a zero-carbon voyage. Crew then flew to New York to sail the boat home, and the skipper flew back. The trip that saved one plane ticket required several.
She crossed Germany by train and posted a photograph of herself on the floor of the carriage among her luggage, a martyr to overcrowded rail. The railway company replied, very politely, that she had been in first class.
In 2018 she shared a warning that humanity would be wiped out unless fossil fuels were stopped within five years. In 2023, the five years being up and humanity being conspicuously still here, the post was deleted.
She converted her parents to veganism, by her own account, by making them feel guilty until they gave in. Her mother, an opera singer, gave up her international career because it involved airports.
She has told the world that going plant-based could save 8 billion tonnes of carbon a year, which is the sort of number you reach when you have never met a hill. Researchers who ran the sum for the United States, deleting every farm animal in the country, got a cut of 2.6% and a population short of nutrients.
Then, in 2023, she went to Norway to protest against a wind farm. It had been built on the grazing land of the Sami, and she sat in the snow outside a ministry to defend the ancient right of a people to herd reindeer, which they do for the meat. Europe's most famous vegan was carried off by police for obstructing renewable energy on behalf of livestock farmers.
So the position, as far as anyone can piece it together, is that animals on grass are destroying the planet unless they have antlers, flying is a crime unless you are the crew, and the end of the world is five years away and has been since 2018.
She told the leaders of the world they had stolen her childhood. They gave her a standing ovation and flew home.
The only food system she has ever physically put her body in front of to protect is a herd of animals on open pasture. She has not noticed, and it would be a shame to tell her.
Microsoft is spending $175 billion on AI while offering buyouts to 60,000 employees.
17 days later, a routine network update took down Outlook, Teams, and Copilot across 74 countries.
430 million users were locked out for 18 hours while European hospitals went back to paper fax machines.
This is the story of incident EX1550543 and how Wall Street's favorite AI accounting trick broke the internet's backbone.
October 26, 2026
Microsoft Chief People Officer Amy Coleman sends an internal memo across the US, UK, Canada, and India.
The company is rolling out a Voluntary Exit Offer to 60,000 employees, roughly 27% of its global workforce.
The buyouts reach all the way up to Level 70:
- veteran systems engineers
- senior directors and general managers
- institutional memory built over 20 years
Why would a profitable tech giant push 60,000 people toward the door by December 31?
Because of how Wall Street grades AI spending:
- $175B in AI server racks is CapEx, depreciated slowly over years
- 60,000 human salaries are OpEx, deducted 100% from quarterly margins right now
Cut the people, buy the GPUs, and your operating margin looks like a masterpiece.
November 12, 2026
17 days after the buyout memo, at 12:30 PM EST, a network config change hits Exchange Online.
A large batch of core servers suddenly fails Microsoft's automated health checks.
The automated system does what it was programmed to do and pulls every failing server offline at once.
Then the real nightmare starts.
Live traffic from 430 million users dumps onto the few remaining servers in seconds.
The sudden flood crushes the login and routing layer, sending 140,000 outage reports straight up on Downdetector.
Outlook goes down. Teams goes down. SharePoint goes down.
Even Copilot, the flagship AI assistant meant to replace human workflows, goes dark because it runs on the exact same legacy plumbing.
Every time engineers try to restart a dropped server, the wall of waiting traffic immediately freezes it again.
18 hours later
No AI agent could break the loop.
Human engineers had to manually halt deployments, override the health checks, and bleed traffic back in slow stages while extending email timeouts to 48 hours.
To this day, Microsoft incident codes EX1550543 and MO1550821 stand as a live stress test of replacing institutional memory with automation.
You can spend $175 billion on AI clusters and cut 60,000 roles to make a quarterly earnings slide glow for Wall Street.
In enterprise infrastructure, senior engineers aren't bloat on a spreadsheet, they are the only circuit breaker standing between a bad config file and a global blackout.
Lynn✨😉 retweeted
This is the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle!
Our most famed of famous ancestors Alfred the Great ordered the creation of a chronicle of the English people from their earliest times onward.
This is that chronicle!
Each day of posting will cover one day, event or year of the Chronicle.
Lynn✨😉 retweeted
A.D. 449.
Hengest and Horsa, invited by Vortigern, king of the Britons to his assistance, landed in Britain in a place that is called Ipwinesfleet; first of all to support the Britons, but they afterwards fought against them.
The king directed them to fight against the Picts; and they did so; and obtained the victory wheresoever they came. They then sent to the Angles, and desired them to send more assistance. They described the worthlessness of the Britons, and the richness of the land. They then sent them greater support.
Then came the men from three powers of Germany; the Old Saxons, the Angles, and the Jutes. From the Jutes are descended the men of Kent, the Wightwarians (that is, the tribe that now dwelleth in the Isle of Wight), and that kindred in Wessex that men yet call the kindred of the Jutes. From the Old Saxons came the people of Essex and Sussex and Wessex.
From Anglia, which has ever since remained waste between the Jutes and the Saxons, came the East Angles, the Middle Angles, the Mercians, and all of those north of the Humber. Their leaders were two brothers, Hengest and Horsa; who were the sons of Wihtgils; Wihtgils was the son of Witta, Witta of Wecta, Wecta of Woden. From this Woden arose all our royal kindred, and that of the Southumbrians also.
Lynn✨😉 retweeted
Welcome to the 15k people who followed me in the last 24 hours.
Our most famed of famous ancestors Alfred the Great ordered the creation of a chronicle of the English people.
This is that chronicle!
Each day of posting will cover one day, event or year of the Chronicle.
Lynn✨😉 retweeted
It is rather sad. Deeply, almost embarrassingly sad. Fashion houses seem increasingly determined to divest themselves of every trace of masculinity, emerging as homogenised, sanitised and thoroughly sexless approximations of the male species.
The irony, of course, is that women aren’t asking for it, and neither are men. Apparently, we’ve managed to manufacture a version of masculinity that appeals to absolutely nobody. What a triumph of modernity.
Bring back the 80’s and 90’s I say.
Lynn✨😉 retweeted
Replying to @MediaSOI
Who would've thought a couple of decades ago that the UK would need to have ARMED POLICE patrolling CHRISTMAS 🎄 MARKETS?? 😢🫣😔
Lynn✨😉 retweeted
La ONU finalmente quedó desenmascarada por Bukele.
La ONU canalizó a través de ella más de 22,000 millones de dólares para Haití en 30 años de gestión. Bukele en tres semanas ha colapsado la delincuencia de Haití, y al paso que va tal vez en el 2027 sea libre. Es sentido común
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📍Wow, just look at the Milky Way rising above Dunluce Castle, in County Antrim - Ireland 🌌🇮🇪🏰
Ancient stone, endless stars ✨
Where history meets the cosmos 🌌
📸 Hareesh Nair Photography
#Antrim #Ireland #Milkyway #Dunlucecastle #Cosmos
Lynn✨😉 retweeted
営業部長「Outlookが使えないんだが」
情シス「Microsoft側で障害が発生しています」
営業部長「こんな忙しい時に。いつ直るんだよ?」
情シス「復旧時刻は未定です」
営業部長「はぁ?Microsoftには連絡したのか?」
情シス「公式の障害情報を確認しています」
営業部長「いや、電話しろよ」
情シス「……電話ですか?」
営業部長「そうだ。直接話した方が早いだろ」
情シス「世界規模の障害なので、現在対応中かと」
営業部長「じゃあ責任者を出してもらえ」
情シス「……Microsoftの責任者ですか?」
営業部長「そうだ。こっちは金払ってるんだろ?」
情シス「世界中の企業が払っています」
営業部長「うちは長年使ってるんだ。優先してもらえ」
情シス「……」
営業部長「とにかく電話して、何時に直るか聞いてくれ。それか、うちだけ先に直してもらえるよう交渉しろ」
情シス「世界規模の障害なんですが」
営業部長「そこを何とかするのが情シスの仕事だろ?」
情シス「……分かりました。確認します」
営業部長「最初からそうすればいいんだよ」
情シスは、静かにMicrosoftのサポートページを開きました。
そこには「復旧時刻未定」と書かれていました。
情シスは、しばらくその画面を見つめていました。
その間にも、営業部長からの催促電話は鳴りやみませんでした。
Microsoftの復旧時刻は、誰にも分かりませんでした。
ただ一つ、分かっていることがありました。
営業部長からの次の電話は、必ず来るということです。
本当に怖いのは、Microsoftの障害じゃない。
月額料金を払えば、情シスがMicrosoft本社を動かせると思われていることだった。
Lynn✨😉 retweeted
Replying to @coolcoder56
Same energy as those pre-Musk Twitter office tour videos. Just pure, unfiltered “look at me living my best life while pretending to work” theater. Peak main-character syndrome.
Now a Microsoft employee filming her office like it’s a luxury resort. Playground, video games, artisan coffee, wine service… the full “I work in tech so I’m basically a celebrity” package.
Congrats, you’ve turned a software company into a daycare for adults who need constant entertainment so they don’t notice they’re not actually delivering much.
Shareholders must be thrilled funding your little content-creator era. The job is results. The rest is just expensive theater.


























