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Podcast microphones for women are like blacks demanding police body cams
Sarah Shahi admits she was so intimidated by blowjobs that she signed up for a Beverly Hills blowjob seminar - where every woman had to choose a dildo from a platter
“I had only ever dry-humped before”
“She had a blowjob seminar in Beverly Hills and I was like, ‘I’m signing up’”
“I was the youngest person in the class”
“We each got a dildo. There were different sizes and shapes - literally, a dildo on a platter”
“She taught us how to open up the back of the throat, how to deep-throat”
“Now it’s an area I feel really good in”
“If you learn to love a blowjob, it is literally your best friend”
“Your guy is super happy and you’re curled up with your favorite romance novel in three minutes”
Question for the Libertarians. Do you think Mike ter Maats campaign for the GOP to change the process of how they select a VP is a worthwhile endeavor? It seems futile to me.
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There's nothing "normal" about prices going up.
Most people assume that things getting more expensive is a fact of life. But in a truly productive, advancing society, everyday goods should actually get cheaper over time.
In this Guy's Take, I lay out a simple analogy to show exactly how the creation of new money is quietly stealing the prosperity we work so hard for.
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Remember: a single pop culture reference means that Fallout can never be nuanced, tactful or explore adult concepts ever again. It can only ever be an epic chungus world designed for redditors and window lickers
If she wins it'll be so funny
This is WILD. I legit thought it was a skit/high school video project.
It is 100% real.
This is Jaime West (Democratic Party) - she’s running for election for Fayette County Council, District 4 in Indiana.
I had to make sure she did not have a neurological disorder that could account for the slurred speech and insane rambling.
She doesn’t.
And even if she did have a diagnosed neurological disorder, “we have guns too!” after talking about firing all Republicans would ordinarily be disqualifying.
“One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” -Plato
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JUST IN: Netflix announces "Untold: Wide Deceiver," a documentary exposing the viral story of fake 49ers scammer Daejon Love.
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Gamers are not woke.
We're frustrated with our games, our movies, and our comics being co-opted by left-wing politics.
They call us 'chuds' to demoralize us, but I say we take that label and use it for good.
Lets build a political movement to take back our games and our country.
Idk why but I feel like @jeremykauffman funded the creation of this game.
Paging @RealSpikeCohen
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And this is why wrestling will never be edgy again because of snowflake fans and sponsors.
Sources tell False Finish that TNA will no longer be working with Max Caster.
Caster’s freestyle included a line about him dropping bombs and not having to fly to Riyadh.
The line raised eyebrows both within TNA and its partners globally.
TNA has since removed all videos and photos from Caster’s appearance at #TNABoundForGlory last night.
For those wondering where @rvinsoncomedy has been for all the Bueno Bowl episodes.





























