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Playing on Vimy Ridge
🇪🇸🏆 Fourth division side Sestao River knocked La Liga side Espanyol out of the Copa del Rey with a goal in the 121st minute! ✅ It was a truly HISTORIC moment for the team who are based in the Basque country. 👏❤️
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Norman United
‘Name any famous king’ Gary Neville:
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TikTok Lee Camp
"On another day we win" James Trafford assesses Leeds' 0-0 draw with Sunderland 🗣️
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City fans have latched onto this banana thing so hard because they’re all attempting to fruitwash their association to the club. Performative ‘look at me I remember when we were shit’ typa thing when most are under 25 and only known city as a big money club. It’s cringe
Villa (A) 🍌 No words needed, thanks.
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Anyone else sick to death of knee slides? Feels like every other goal these days gets a knee slide, used to be reserved for derby days, late winners or certain player trademarks
wilf zaha once took almost a minute to celebrate a consolation goal. bless him. drinking it in: how long premier league goal celebrations last, from ball-in-net to kick-off (2015–2027)
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Bring back nonsense celebrations
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Three words: masterclass in baiting Turks
Back home in the UK thankfully, Trabzon is a third word hell hole and all the locals dress like a Sports Direct mannequin, proper tramps. Istanbul, Antalya and Ankara all far superior cities. Two words; won’t be back.
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Besides being the best away trips for cheap beer, great hospitality and culture, the other underrated part of the Conference League is making a long weekend out of the Thursday fixtures. We’re playing Barca at camp nou in two weeks but still jealous of Brighton fans this season
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Melania 2 is gonna be one of those rare sequels that’s better than the original
BREAKING: The White House says Melania Trump has brokered a ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine "localised to the city of Oleshky". trib.al/XIIDIrN 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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I watch the drone footage of Villa Park construction updates (for my sins) and have to say it even a stand down we simply have the best ground in the country
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Mrs birthday on Sunday and still haven’t got her a gift
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Æthelred in 871
Viking take the lead. 🟣 0-1 ⚪️ [49’] #UYL
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By this logic you now have to break someone’s leg to be sent off
Howard Webb the foul by Newcastle's Sven Botman's on Aston Villa's Nicolas Jackson was a "high-end reckless challenge". He backed the VAR's decision not to intervene for a red card on referee's call. NB: A reckless challenge is a yellow card. 👇 bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
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Blue goo cleaned, new bag, new security bloke, burning Jim’s papers, no closer to a coherent story here
Not sure where the story is going but Kuenssberg is covered in blue goo
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Best show on the box bar none
At last! Series 9 of Gone Fishing drops Sunday October 25th on iPlayer & 9pm on BBC2… #GoneFishing
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HS2 celebrates taking 5 years to construct a bridge just 2 miles long. Meanwhile, in summer I drove across an 18-mile long bridge in Louisiana built above an alligator-infested swamp. It took 2 years to construct in 1971. The Prince of Wales bridge (3.2miles) took 4 years in 1992
This week we'd like to share these fantastic photos of our Colne Valley Viaduct 📷👇. The viaduct is the longest railway bridge in the UK and one of the most significant structures on the HS2 route. Stretching 2.1 miles (3.4 km), it will carry the railway across the Colne Valley Regional Park, connecting London and the Midlands while carefully navigating one of the country’s most environmentally sensitive landscapes. Images courtesy of Grimshaw/Hufton+Crow
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Not sure where the story is going but Kuenssberg is covered in blue goo
Utterly bewildering image of Sir Jim Ratcliffe, a tearful Laura Kuenssberg and a handbag brimming with notes as the new AI image successor to Steven Bartlett, Ben Shepherd etc. excited to see how this storyline will develop in the coming weeks
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Watch the Grand Theft Auto VI Launch Trailer, featuring the debut of “Flower in a Hurricane" from original score composers Justice feat. Tame Impala, SZA, and King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard. Grand Theft Auto VI arrives November 19: rockstargames.com/VI/ps5
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