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chronically unserious, emotionally impervious

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Joined August 2013
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This thing had sex, it had a wife, and kids, and friends. What do you have? A Twitter account?
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it’s so fucking over for me (i ate a piece of sour dough bread and liked it)
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she said yes!!! (I asked my doctor for stronger mood stabilizers)
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Replying to @fatih_kartalci2
divorce an eater?? why????
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Zaire Williams thought Austin Reaves was Luka Doncic: “50 BALL!!” Austin Reaves: “I’m the wrong white person.” 😭😭😭
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filthy lungs, clean heart, clear head
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i’m so ugly and eating focaccia won’t help but well
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Some guys on this website are so negative, like broooooo chill. its all good
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Be the fucking idiot that you want to see in the world
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If u beat someone to death , they actually beat you to death since they died first.
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I feel like cats would be so upset if they knew they’re missing out on lying and cigarettes
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friend took me out for birria cause i was depressed and now i’m hung over and depressed
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self soothing by watching lebron james pelt people with basketballs
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my mailman lives two blocks from me so is my mailman also his own mailman?
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why would i ever admit to knowing Spanish, how would that help me eavesdrop
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omg it’s 11:11 i wish I’d grow up 🤞🤞🤞🤞
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oooof so close better luck tomorrow
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no babe i think it’s really hot how you assumed a TI-84 was a star wars character
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Sorry I’m sweaty and out of breathe, I just came from one of those combination KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Huts.
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Wait so are we getting the rest of The Epstein Files or still no
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so since the democrats won do i have to start carrying my vaccination card again?
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