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Popternative band of friendlymen 🎶 from Colorado. NEW MERCH BELOW vvvvv

The Corners of your Mind
Joined May 2014
In my entire life following the NFL, there had *never* been a preseason narrative that made less sense to me than the “Denver might be a legit contender!” one that sprouted up this year. Through 3 weeks, sanity is being restored.
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The Nuggets just got Cam Johnson and Bruce Brown and ESPN’s TV producers are like, “Yo, can you guys do a second Lakers segment?” 😂😂😂😂
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“Jamal made a shot: the sequel.”
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Don’t think he’ll hit 10% nationally at this point.
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Based on the unscientific X polls I’ve seen, even a few small focus groups of both current RFK supporters and outsiders should have easily confirmed this was the wrong direction. Had to have someone the “right” could get behind.
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Team of the present > team of the past
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Embiid warming up in Denver
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