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Jupiter
Joined January 2017
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Cornrows on both men and women? There’s just something about this hairstyle that makes people look extra attractive!
Be honest, would you rock cornrows or is it a NO for you?
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The amount of water we’re drinking this period, even sachet and bottled water companies, will cash out big time!
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He didn’t Realize I was old enough to be his mom until I Fvcked him…
I have a thing for good looking younger boys and I don’t have a problem picking them up usually. I was having drinks with a 18 year old a couple of weeks ago and he was all over me. I told him that I could sneak him in my house and he was over the moon. I let him drive my jaguar to my place and I took him to my bedroom.
The whole evening he was going on and on about how fucking pretty I was, and I get that often, cause I’m a model by profession. As he was taking off my
Occasionally palming and massaging his huge balls, licking them and then back to his cock…
Last week he woke me up on Sunday with the greatest head ever (I posted about it). So I woke up this morning, horny again. My clit super sensitive and swollen…again. I decided to sneak into my shower with my wand and masturbate for a long while. I was rather looking forward to it…
But before I did…
In the dark, about an hour ago, I reached under his blanket and checked…and there it was…hard as ever. It’s so odd, but I love…this man fully asleep yet still able to he as hard as a rock. I don’t understand it…but…it’s so hot, so reliable. So absolutely wonderful.
He was already on his back so I scooched over and slid under his cover, got up and over his leg and placed myself on my knees, crouched over top of his penis. Then I emerged from the covers so I could breathe and move.
I grabbed his cock with both hands and began to stroke him, in opposite directions…it felt so hard warm. He immediately started shifting…which means that I knew that I had his attention. So I fed it to myself and applied as much suction to his head as I could. He raised his knees and moaned….he finally knew what was happening to him.
But…to make absolutely sure he was fully aware of what was doing to his penis…I deep-throated him. He’s not small, I don’t have a gag reflex, and I like to
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Some people don’t want a relationship, they want a private investigator with benefits. “Who liked your picture?” “Why were you online at 2:13 AM?” “Who’s laughing in the background?” Meanwhile their phone is locked tighter than a presidential palace. Dating these days is a criminal investigation. Even the FBI would take a break. 💀
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For couples planning to get married in this economy, just do a court wedding, prepare a little food at your family house, and invite a few close family members and about 10 close friends. Hire a photographer who can work with your budget, and that’s it! Your wedding is done and successful.
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the first note said: "your trash bin is 14 inches too far left. please fix."
it was taped to my front door in tidy handwriting on a pink index card. no name, no number. i figured it was the HOA, so i shoved the bin to the right and forgot about it.
the next tuesday: "now it's 3 inches too far right. i'm not going to keep doing this." then: "the lid is facing the wrong way." then, a week later: "you moved it again. do you do this on purpose?"
i found out the card came from 22 Linden, the house across the street, belonging to a woman i'd never met. i pictured a clipboard and a measuring tape.
on the 9th note, i went over, knocked and prepared a speech about bins and personal freedom.
the door opened. she was holding a white cane.