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Guernsey FC midfielder Alex Scott is to join #BristolCity following a trial with the Robins.
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David Brent walking back into the room after Googling facts about Dostoevsky.
Wait! @piersmorgan I’ve found that verse!!
The really important thing is that we, you, me all of us are loved.
And not because of anything we have accomplished or ever could achieve.
But because of who loves us.
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Nothing like the death of a child murderer to bring the country together
RIP Jessica & Holly ❤️
Rot in Hell Huntley 💀
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“I have someone on the line who fears he may be a nonce. He's married so wishes to remain anonymous...I'm talking to A in Balmoral”
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Looks like Tim Westwood will have a new record to add to his DJ collection soon.
A police one...
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With the Wells news it feels right to wheel this one out unless we're signing a couple of very decent forwards..
Super Struber/
Please god somebody help 'ee/
When the options are Armstrong/
Fally May-ooh-lu/
And Harry bloody Cornick too!
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#BristolCity
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Spurs sacking Ange Postecoglou after he won the Europa League is like dating Dua Lipa and she dumps you because you made her squirt...
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Dawn French has bitten off more than she can chew.
Not a sentence I thought I'd ever say...
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A young Harold Shipman before he went mental and killed over 200 people with a lethal jab. #ufc202
