There are plenty of terrifying things in business An empty pipeline Clients disappearing Your sales process leading you round in circles like the fucking hedge maze Posting every week and still having no idea where the next client is coming from And seeing as it’s Halloween week, this feels appropriately horrifying Especially when you realise you’ve been doing the business equivalent of ALL WORK AND NO PLAY for months Working harder Posting more Trying more things But not actually building a repeatable way to get clients That’s what tonight’s masterclass is about How to make client acquisition simpler More predictable And considerably less like slowly losing your mind in the Overlook Hotel Tonight at 7pm Link in bio Capeesh 🤌 PS- Room 237 still has a better conversion rate than some DMs PPS- REDRUM is not a sales framework PPPS- All work and no clients makes Moe a dull boy _______________________________

There are plenty of terrifying things in business An empty pipeline Clients disappearing Your sales process leading you round in circles like the fucking hedge maze Posting every week and still having no idea where the next client is coming from And seeing as it’s Halloween week, this feels appropriately horrifying Especially when you realise you’ve been doing the business equivalent of ALL WORK AND NO PLAY for months Working harder Posting more Trying more things But not actually building a repeatable way to get clients That’s what tonight’s masterclass is about How to make client acquisition simpler More predictable And considerably less like slowly losing your mind in the Overlook Hotel Tonight at 7pm Link in the comments 👇 Capeesh 🤌 PS- Room 237 still has a better conversion rate than some DMs PPS- REDRUM is not a sales framework PPPS- All work and no clients makes Moe a dull boy

I've never had a dog ask me to justify my career choices. Humans could learn something.

The problem with beautiful holiday destinations is that they're often full of other tourists.

I don't need to put down roots. I need decent luggage and somewhere that serves a proper steak.

If a restaurant describes its portions as an experience, I'm already worried.

If your first instinct when business gets harder is to lower your price You’re probably making the problem worse Business needs margin Margin gives you room to improve the service Improve the delivery Bring in better support Fix weak points Add more value And then charge more because what you’re selling is genuinely better Cutting the price does the opposite Less profit Less room to improve Less value More pressure Eventually something gives That’s the bit people miss Charging more isn’t just about making more money It gives you the ability to make the thing worth more Price up Value up Service up Not Price down Margin gone Hope for the best Capeesh 🤌 PS- Competing on price is a race with a very shit finish line

A dessert trolley is the only form of aggressive sales I fully support.

I don't want a healthy alternative to chocolate. I want chocolate. This isn't a complicated brief.

Every online form now asks how I heard about them. Through an increasingly irritating series of events. Next question.

Why does every hotel shower require an engineering degree and a willingness to risk third-degree burns?

The 2 solopreneur superpowers that I cultivated To get me to $50k months 1- Resilience The ability to stand up and try despite my fears Convinced that I will find a way no matter what 2- Enthusiasm The ability to enjoy every single step Despite the (perceived) judgement of others Peace ✌️ PS - Which superhero do you most want to be? PPS - Personally, I think they're all cunts

The goal isn't to become so successful you can finally enjoy your life. That's a pretty fucking stupid order to do things in.

I don't have a dream job. I have a dream lifestyle. The business is just how I pay for it.