Canada goose masquerading as human. PhD candidate @UMBCBiology. permitted bander. birds, grasslands, knitting, pens, yiddish, socialism. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

Joined September 2019
humiliation ritual: uploading a recording of a meeting you're leading to google drive and seeing the transcript reveal how much you say um
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in New Jersey traffic, driving past the former location of Fountains of Wayne… do the other motorists know we’re on hallowed ground
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decided to (re)learn how to crochet with the yarn scraps from this hat and made my first granny square (in 20 years) but now I have even more ends to weave in… I played myself
knit this hat for all the hooded merganser fans out there
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real birders don't have any species on their life list because species delimitations are an anthropogenic concept
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knit this hat for all the hooded merganser fans out there
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my opinions: 1) obviously this is wrong, but 2) this is also clearly a new birder who will likely eventually realize the faults in this way of thinking; and 3) people are being very harsh, and some of the harshest responses I’ve seen are from similarly new birders…
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from whom I’ve seen similarly misguided takes about birding
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good to instruct and inform, yes, but being mean to new birders won’t get us anywhere
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Best in Maryland: Gull: Bonaparte’s Warbler: Blackburnian Duck: Surf Scoter Raptor: Kestrel Owl: NSWO or ABOW Corvid: Common Raven ofc Woodpecker: Red-headed Finch: Red Crossbill Flycatcher: Great Crested Thrush: Wood Sandpiper: Purple Plover: Piping Voice: Eastern Meadowlark
Best in Montana: Gull: Franklin’s Warbler: Townsend’s Duck: Harlequin Raptor: Ferruginous Hawk Owl: Great Gray Corvid: Canada Jay Woodpecker: Red-headed Finch: Black Rosy Flycatcher: Western Kingbird Thrush: Varied Sandpiper: Wilson’s Phalarope Plover: Piping Voice: Pac Wren
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this is expected birds only. if we’re including non-mega rarities then best gull is glaucous, best flycatcher is scissor-tailed, and best sandpiper is upland
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either there’s a new hospital called the Jonns Hofxins Burn Unit that treats strep throat or I just received my first ai-generated doctor’s note
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reminiscing about the only reason I got an A in gen chem: an extra credit assignment where I wrote and performed a song about blackbody radiation to the tune of that’s amore
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Molly Cohn retweeted
Norman Rockwell - "The Right to Know" (1968)
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Wikipedia is down and the only Wikipedia pages that are loading for me are Major-General Isaac Brock (not the musician) and Modest Mouse
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can I add common nighthawk to my amtrak northeast regional list in the next half hour?
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the answer is no. there’s a saltmarsh just before the tunnel to Penn station that I always have high hopes for but my train was delayed and by the time we got there it was dark :/
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my amtrak list has seriously stagnated
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Molly Cohn retweeted
Color charts of undifferentiated plumage of different warbler species from Charles Keeler's Evolution of the colors of North American land birds (1893)
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the other night a peregrine falcon was harassing the chimney swifts at our local swift roost and they hustled into the chimney faster than we’ve ever seen
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