Celebrating the humor, embarrassment and ocassional mediocrity of motherhood. Mother to Miss Olive and Mister Palmer. #momlife #singlemoms #momminainteasy
Ontario, Canada
Joined May 2017
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Nigerian police be pulling Michael over like "Why do you have a picture of Dog the Bounty Hunter on your phone?" #90dayfiancebeforethe90days #90dayfiance
So after 5 months, 12 blood draws, 3 EKGs, 4 ultrasounds, 2 x-rays, breathing tests, a stress test and 11 trips to a hospital (3 by ambulance), finally @pfizer releases their #VaccineSideEffects list and NOW a doctor wants to have real talk? SMH
The scariest part about this is it's real. And unless you've been on the inside and heard doctors and nurses say "oh no, another one", "seen a hundred this week" "working overtime to accommodate patients with the same" you can sit down. #VaccineSideEffects
Thank you @TheChainsmokers for spending 1240 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. Went to your #worldwarjoytour and it was incredible!! #2020Wrapped
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Anyone else watch reruns of @CatfishMTV and totally get sucked into not knowing who it's gonna be, even if you've already seen that episode? 🤣 @NevShulman you're messing with my head!
Is anyone else seriously crying for Armando and Kenny right now? Ugh... My heart hurts for the LGBTQ community. 😥 #90dayfiancetheotherway #LGBTQ
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Anyone else feel like they've seen Stephanie's dog before somewhere... 🤔 #90DayFiance #b90strikesback #biged
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#90DayFiance Before the 90 days, Self Quarentine, What now?, Tell All... I'm gonna need a damn tracking sheet soon so I know which ones I've watched and which I still need to catch up on 😬
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Anyone else get total pedo vibes from David?? Ewww #90DayFiance #90dayfiancebefore90days teapawt.net/Mommiocrity/status/126…
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Anyone else worry for a minute that @chrissyteigen put bleach in @johnlegend load of laundry? #TheVoiceFinale #TheVoice
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Is anyone else absolutely creeped out by the Eds and Davids of this show schmoozing on girls less than half their age? #90dayfiancebeforethe90days #90DayFiance
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When you're forced to have a birds and bees talk at 12am because your son wakes up asking if he was the one who gave birth to the cat. 🤰🐈🤷 #birdsandbees #sextalk #crazydream
For real tho... Erica's parents win the award for how it should be.
"You being gay isn't a worry to us, it's just information" ❤️
#gay #90dayfiancebeforethe90days #comingout #parentingwin
Ever seen someone spend their old age security cheque on a goat? I have. #90dayfiancebeforethe90days #90DayFiance #babygirllisa #usman teapawt.net/Mommiocrity/status/124…
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REAL TALK - I only want to watch #90dayfiance #SelfQuarantine just to see what Darcy looks like when all the places that do Botox, hair extensions, fake lashes and tans are closed. #RealTalk #90dayfiancebeforethe90days
Quarantined with my boyfriend. Day 15. Currently looking to purchase a a tiger and some sardine oil. #CaroleBaskin #TigerKing #TigerKingNetflix #Quarantine #QuarantineLife #CaroleKilledHerHusband
Tiger King - Murder, Mayhem & Madness. Oh and pedophilia. Let's not forget that. 🤷 #tigerking #TigerKingNetflix #JoeExotic #realtalk
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Did I miss something? Carol makes a racial joke and owes Jamar an apology, but he says "this is gay" more than enough times and you don't see Carol "poppin' off"
#BBCAN8 #bigbrothercanada #BigBrother2020 #equality #LGBTQ #lgbtqrights