i just got sent 1000000 pounds of lobster i literally have no idea what to do with any of it please help me
canada babey
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I am scared I will soon not be able to see Mario again. However, I promise that until that day arrives, I will always be here, posting Mario facts. Thank you all so much for your support through the years.
yo i’ve been doing some ridiculous dental hygiene techniques for the past 5 years to desperately maintain my fucked up teeth only to look up “how to floss” rn and that’s not what i’ve been doing
my friend’s been drilling me for not knowing shit about basic history bro wait until you hear this one
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guy got in the elevator with me, asked my floor, hit the number and then without thinking, in one swift motion, hit the alarm button and then the HELP button ?? then said “oops i don’t know why i did that”
yo i consider myself to be a good person but if some dude in a black suit came up to me telling me he’d give me the 2017 discord gc if i complied with his demands i’d do whatever the fuck
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IDEAS FOR YOU @Mojang :
LAPIS LAZULI ARMOUR THAT OFFERS NO PROTECTION
SPECIAL VILLAGE THAT ONLY SPAWNS ON MUSHROOM ISLANDS WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE DYING FROM HORRIBLE FUNGAL INFECTIONS
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4:54.299 SMB1 ANY% WORLD RECORD ON HALLOWEEN WHILE LARPING AS MARIO! It doesn't even feel real that I actually achieved this, but here we are. Only 2 frames (33 milliseconds) stand between this run and absolute perfection / TAS tie. 4:54.265 next!
