Michigan lost 13–6 in overtime to an Indiana team that completed zero passes in the second half. Zero. Indiana’s quarterback could’ve spent the last two quarters on the bench eating a hot dog, and Michigan still couldn’t win. Jason Beck, Jim Harding, Tony Alford, Micah Simon, Freddie Whittingham, Koy Detmer, Marques Hagans, Mike Lynch, Fred Jackson, Eli Alford, Luke Bottari and Ali’i Niumatalolo: update your LinkedIn profiles tonight. Under “Skills,” I’d go with “punting,” “wasting timeouts” and “making elite defenses lose.” This wasn’t a bad game plan. It wasn’t really a plan at all. It was twelve grown men with headsets guessing out loud. Every third down looked like it was called by someone who learned football from a cereal box. The play sheet should be entered into evidence. The defense held Indiana scoreless after halftime. They gave up nothing, held up in every possession that mattered, and dragged this offense into overtime by the ankles. The offense thanked them by losing anyway. That isn’t a slump. Replace the entire offensive staff. Not a coordinator, not “a fresh voice in the room.” All of it. Clean out the meeting room, wipe the whiteboards, take the projector, and burn the playbook somewhere it can’t hurt anyone else. I hope none of you ever coach football again. Not at the college level, not in high school, and not in a Thanksgiving flag game. The defense deserved better. Michigan deserved better. Honestly, even the guy running the scoreboard deserved more to do. @UMichFootball

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