Monique Setac

"As we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same." - Marianne Williamson

Being part of the human race does not count as exercise

"If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the way you think." - Oprah Winfrey

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has the food, guys

You know you're fat when you sit in the Bathtub and the water in the Toilet rises......

When the spider goes in one direction does it mean the spider is a directioner?

If you suddenly realize it's 3pm and you've gotten nothing accomplished, it's OK to go back to bed.

What I love the most when someone actually cares about me.

Your proctologist called. He found your head.

Don't talk, act. Don't say, show. Don't promise, prove.

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWN MOUTH softly because i like you.

I like making babies... Unsuccessfully, of course.

When you have to make a hard decision, flip a coin.. Why? Because when that coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for..

"Will, you, Mary, Me" -- invitation to an orgy.

Those late night text messages where you just confess everything.

iPhone iPad iMac = iBankrupt

A good friend knows your best stories. The best friend has lived them with you. #quotes

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

After the hipster got his girl pregnant, he wouldn't shut up about how he was into her before she got big.

Say "Mmmmm" for 10 seconds while holding your nose. RT if you failed.