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Political tragic | Pasta enthusiast | Plant murderer | Tweets self-destruct periodically

Auckland, New Zealand
Joined May 2019
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Chris Hipkins claims that Labour is focused on improving health outcomes for Māori. The problem he has is that health outcomes went backwards for all New Zealanders under his watch, particularly Māori. National ditched co-governance of public services, and we are delivering better outcomes for everyone. #LeadersDebate
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The one table Chris Hipkins doesn't want you to see tonight. #LeadersDebate
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Chris Hipkins claims that the pandemic caused ram raids. I got COVID twice. Luckily it didn't make me start ram raiding like everyone else, according to Chris Hipkins. #LeadersDebate
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The former hostages reunite with their families for the first time in 470 days.
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Against my better judgement... I sifted through the comment section to see what gifts of feedback you had for me this year. From the good and the bad, to the downright bizarre. There's enough opinions on here to build a second Harbour Crossing out of sheer hot air.
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Just an obligatory “gosh it’s light for nearly 8pm” tweet.
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Biden goneburger
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The hardest obstacle I’ve ever had to face as a millennial is the transition from ankle to crew sock.
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Just finished off the week from hell by pouring myself a glass of wine and realised I bought a bottle of Chardonnay instead of a Sav.
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This was Shani Louk. Kidnapped by Hamas terrorists on October 7th, her body was only recovered today. Shani was tortured, raped, and beaten before being murdered and dragged round the streets half-naked as a “trophy” and an example of what would happen to other Israelis. They broke her legs. They shot her in the head. They brutalised and defiled her. All because she was Jewish. Hamas kept her body as a token and bargaining chip for months, denying her a proper burial and keeping her family in constant torment over their daughter’s resting place. Hamas even called her mother and pretended that she was alive, only to reveal that she had been killed along with over 1,200 other innocent Israelis. She was just 22 years old. The only way they were able to identify her was by a fragment of her skull. Shani didn’t need to die, and yet Hamas slaughtered her and hundreds of others for no other reason than that they view Jews — and anyone else who doesn’t subscribe to their ideology — as sub-human. Israel respected the ceasefire. Israel gave territory for Palestinian use. Israel wanted peace. Hamas didn’t. And, through the many previous instances of conflict involving Palestine, it was the Palestinian movement that served as aggressors. Even against third party states who took them in. Jordan remembers Black September. Kuwait remembers how the Palestine Liberation Organisation aligned with Saddam Hussein and assisted him in the 1990 Iraqi Invasion of Kuwait. Lebanon remembers how, when they took in the Palestinians, the PLO massacred Christian civilians, seized control of large areas of Lebanon, and started a civil war. Palestine’s history is a complex one. But there is a reason why so many Middle Eastern countries distrust Palestine, and their betrayal of the kindness offered by one-time allies has cast a dark shadow on their relations with much of the non-Islamic world. The Pro-Palestine crowd want to paint Israel as the villains in this war, but they conveniently “forget” how it started. So, to those in the West who support Hamas’ actions and believe that they are simply “fighting for Palestine” : They would do to you what they did to Shani, and they wouldn’t think twice. So, when you think of the Gaza War, try to look past the anti-Semitic propaganda and remember who really started this war. Because it wasn’t Shani. It wasn’t Israel. It was Hamas.
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Woke up this morning to two cats on my bed. I only have one cat.
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Am I the only one who finds the Kiwi accent so incredibly jarring to hear in the context of, say, an interview with an American presenter?
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Feel like I should’ve prefaced this by saying I have a painfully strong Kiwi accent.
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Ah yes, it’s that time of year again where if you didn’t know any better, you’d think people were doomsday prepping when in reality, supermarkets are just gonna be closed for two of next three days which may as well be the same thing.
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Always a humbling experience when the face recognition on your work laptop doesn’t recognise you first thing in the morning.
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Most reliable train in Auckland. Return trip at the Kumeu Show every 15mins without fail.
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One of life’s greatest mysteries is why the washing machine lies when it says it only has 1 minute left.
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As someone who never met Efeso Collins, I can’t speak from personal experience. But it seems that everyone who did know him, including those with differing political views, couldn’t have described a nicer, more genuine man of integrity if they tried, and I think that says a lot.
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