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Mat

@MontaWorldPeace

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Joined July 2013
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Should I make this my pinned tweet? It feels like I'm advertising myself, and that feeling is weird.
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if youre reading this post youre a moron
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Replying to @nytimes
@nytimes make sure to remember as your readership enters a steeper decline and your coverage becomes more and more removed that the problem is actually all those horrible dumbasses experiencing a reality your board of editors didn't authorize. You've never been wrong.
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Actually one more thing I want to say. Thank you to @fastbreakbreak for creating the show and the community that came through it. Keith, Jon, and Chuck built something beautiful, and a bunch of people I only knew through a slack came together to contribute. I'm so, so grateful
Mat (@MontaWorldPeace) profile pictureMat@MontaWorldPeace26 Apr 2024
Hello. My buddy Pandy has a pup who needs surgery. She is only $80 away from being able to get the puppo the care needed, but $80 is tough to come by. If you can contribute even a little bit, I will love you forever. gofund.me/44092d13
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Hello. My buddy Pandy has a pup who needs surgery. She is only $80 away from being able to get the puppo the care needed, but $80 is tough to come by. If you can contribute even a little bit, I will love you forever. gofund.me/44092d13
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To follow up, she has reached her goal! Thank you to everyone but the weird porn bots in my replies. I'm fucking glowing right now. Y'all rule. Now I go away again. But once more: thank you.
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The man, he stepped up to the microphone and he gave it a kiss It was a big wet, slippery kiss and he had sweat dripping off of his nose onto the windscreen As he looked out over the audience, he said "God bless you, God bless you one and all"
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And he took a can of Ronson's lighter fluid and he squirted it over the top of his head and proceeded to light himself on fire And he stood there glowing and said "Remember this day"
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Made 80 pounds of sausage today.
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My life kind of felt like it was on pause for a couple years while I was sorting some shit out and while other stuff was being sorted out for my partner. In the last week or so, we've pressed play again. Or record. One or the other. I'm excited, and I love @JamminTigerArt
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Every time I tag my partner her handle is different.
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I spent a few hours making my Chelsea Gray shooter game today. I think I might actually have it done this weekend.
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Buckets, though.
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It'd be great if one of these kids playing during Fever halftime dunked.
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i have a headache
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This Sky Wings game might never end.
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I haven't really caught my breath for this whole game.
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I wonder what noises basketballs would make if they could talk.
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I think, since we have freedom, America should be allowed to bring guns onto the pitch.
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If America loses this morning we have to start calling it SmashyFoot
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A trick episode of Diners Drive-Ins and Dives where guy just eats tortillas from a plastic bag at a gas station.
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Cook brisket in the toaster oven.
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I know I'm a produce clerk and all, but I kind of want to convince my grocery store to replace the fruit with squid ink in various service devices and sizes. Vegetables and squid ink only.
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