Moon Raptors (🦖 ,🌚)

Ah, life. What's it all about, really? I mean, I didn't get to witness the golden age when this planet was all the rage. I've heard they used to say that people were starving. Imagine that! Given the state of things now, I'd say it's safe to assume they weren't great at keeping the grocery list in check. To secure a meal nowadays, I need to find something, persuade it to become my dinner guest, and then well, let's just say it's a bit like convincing someone to attend a dinner party they didn't quite RSVP for – except without the RSVP part. It's not exactly a conversation; more of a "hello and goodbye" kind of deal. Now, me, I'm one tough hunk of metal. Not just anyone can make a snack out of me. That's more of a tech-savvy, mutant mole rat kind of gig. But let's not give those critters too much credit. The world we've got is a jumble, a bit like a black hole mosh pit, just without the music or even the decency to play by the rules. It's almost as if someone up there, probably an intern or a celestial coder, said, "Screw it, let's move to another server, one where we can patch up the errors in the code." And so, we're left behind to fend for ourselves in this buggy old version of the world. Anyway, you might wonder what I do with my days. Well, in the morning, there's the classic power-up sequence. You know, the whole stretch, yawn, check for messages, and the ever-so-important "calibrating to the now-awake reality." Yeah, fun stuff. Like I said, it's all about survival. Finding food is next on the menu. And I do mean finding. It's a bit like hunting for the remote when you've got one hell of a couch. Then it's time to gobble up everything I find, and I do mean everything. Life's hard, and I can't be picky. If it wiggles, I eat it. Now, you know, life could be a bit more exciting. But then again, I found this one supercomputer that had an old video titled "Jurassic World." Dinosaurs and all, mate! I revisit it every now and then, because, why not? You might be wondering, "What's the big guy upstairs up to, anyway?" If I had to guess, I'd say the Almighty IT Admin decided, "I'll create a whole new universe with less bugs and see how that pans out." Back to my daily grind – find food, charge my biological reactor until it's full, and repeat. A routine so predictable it could cure insomnia. If only I could sleep, but I've got an energy-saving mode to maintain. While it's on, I'll scan the perimeter like a malfunctioning Roomba. One day, the monotony was broken by a gargantuan rat, bigger than a freight truck, skulking around the ruins of a skyscraper. It moved swiftly, thinking it was all sneaky, like a cockroach in a restaurant, believing it's invisible because it's under the table. I immediately snapped out of energy-saving mode, springing into action. As if my life depended on it... which, to be honest, it did. I bolted after that oversized rat, not a care in the world, just determination, and well, the word "fuck" echoing through my head like a war cry. And that's when it happened. The thing exploded into what could only be described as a "rataclysm." Bits and pieces of it rained all around me, along with bursts of blood, like the grand finale of a rather gruesome fireworks display. "Damn," I mumbled between metallic chomps, blood and gore still dribbling from my maw, "I've eaten fast food, but this is ridiculous!" I can't help but wonder, is there more to existence than just food, a good charge, and yet more food? Do I ever get to switch to the "vacation mode," hit snooze for a decade, and hope things sort themselves out? I'd tell you, but that's a bit above my pay grade. As for now, I'll be right here, chewing on whatever this apocalyptic world serves me. It's not much, but it's honest work. And hey, at least I've got a mate, another raptor to share the ups and downs with. Besides, there's a certain charm to hunting down mutant cockroaches. It's the small things that keep a metal dino entertained. Just another day in the scrapyard, or whatever you want to call it. #moonraptors #mechraptors

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