mike smith

Just burnt my hemp and linseed granola because i was too busy planting chilli seeds. I never thought I'd find myself in this situation.

Sounds about right

Bublé is on telly all ready. Suppose it makes sense considering you could buy mince pies 2 months ago

Sometimes Emily makes me pour my own milk for my coffees. Heres one from the other day. I think i've got potential

Pumpkin sourdough with ghosts holding hands on it. Terrfying. @FatherSpartacus @RutlandArmsChef puns welcome

This had at least 7 markers in here the other day. The red one disappeared and has now returned empty. This is BS

Ryoma japanese rum from @StarmoreBoss was so good it was smashed in over the course of 2 nights. Tres bon

What time is it? It's gone half past cat. instagram.com/p/BIvDTVihkgi/

Gonzalez made a friend instagram.com/p/BIuOFiWBjqa/

Croissants and kronenbourg. Tres français in between trains. instagram.com/p/BIsiGKhhlfL/

When you can see the train station but can also see the train in front blocking you as the police are handling an incident on it 😐🚓

Bank holiday monday. The gift that has well and truly kept on giving. 🎁

30 years old and i still have to check how to spell broccoli.

Everyday i say i'll make that appointment at specsavers. Every other day this happens.

Essential message that needed sending through today. I don't think they understood sir mix-a-lot's message though

Snowman mk II

Secret santa at staff do it was described as the perfect night in. Wine, scented candles, craig david. Best gift👍🏽