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Soludo's son, Ozonna, jumps on the popular NDC Peter Obi jingle. Kids always love their godparents more than their parents 🤭🤭

That your girlfriend’s bike man that always stares at you in a creepy way. It’s pity o, he’s pitying you. 😭

I’m just fucking tired 😪, 11 months now and no single achievement. I have no kobo in my account, my debt is over a million naira. Rent due this month, phone not even good again, can’t remember the last time I barb my hair. Hand wey don count and see millions before 🤦‍♂️

🚨🎖| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Alejandro Balde is now significantly more OPEN to leaving Barcelona than before. [@MatteMoretto] #fcblive

If he beating the bitch he love imagine what he'll do to a nigga he don't know

I slept in the same room with two big python unknowingly. During my NYSC days, I served in Ogidi, Idemili. If you know Ogidi very well, especially around Iyi-Enu Hospital, you'll understand the tradition. They don't kill pythons in that community. If you mistakenly kill one, you're expected to give it a proper burial, just like a human being. My landlady had already briefed me about their culture, so I was always careful. But I never imagined I'd experience it firsthand. One particular day, I washed my clothes, spread them on the fence and went to church. I returned at night and went straight to pack my clothes. Without checking them properly, I gathered everything and dumped them on my bed. Unknown to me, TWO BIG PYTHONS were hiding among the clothes! I slept on the other side of the bed. Each time I rolled over and moved closer to the clothes, I felt something cold against my body. I assumed it was just some damp clothes that needed more sunlight. The funny thing? I slept comfortably all through the night! It wasn't until the following morning, when I started sorting out my clothes, that I discovered what I had been sharing my bed with. TWO HUGE PYTHONS! I screamed so loudly that I eventually fainted. My landlord had to come and remove them. Imagine sleeping peacefully beside two pythons all night and waking up to discover your roommates! 😭 Till today, I still wonder what would have happened if I had rolled over to the other side of that bed. My second encounter was in my kitchen 😱

he has begun to resent you,

PHOTOS: Politics has no prize for second or third place. Our mission: a battle for the soul of Ndigbo and the soul of Ndi Anambra in 2027. We are ready to deliver President Tinubu for a second term! Anambra is READY! #ProgressivesWorkingTogether #AnambraIsRising

Who dan good dan good.

I hope and pray your wife who you live with and have kids with doesn’t see you as a placeholder!🙏

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🚨 Against Aston Villa, Flick is expected to play Fariñas and Frenkie de Jong in defence again. — @diarioas

I think the proportion of Nigerians who believe in juju far exceeds those who don’t, and it’s one of the reasons the country can’t make it.

I think the proportion of Nigerians who believe in juju far exceeds those who don’t, and it’s one of the reasons the country can’t make it.