Back from the pharmacy only to discover that they have dispensed someone else's prescription. And it's not even anything fun that's worth keeping :-(
Coming soon to a women's prison near you, it's Jabba in a wig!
#UniversityChallenge
Hell of a story. I hear Universal are sniffing around this one. #pointless
Another cunt with an acoustic guitar. That's what we were all crying out for. #SPAARG
Still amazed that the BBC took a baked potato, put it in a suit, and taught it rudimentary English. #SPAARG
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Replying to @miroirdufou @HJoyceGender
No, this is not how slut-shaming works.
Fred is a man, a man who has a kink that he flaunts publicly, including on stage while being filmed. He dresses that way because he gets an erotic charge out of it. He enjoys performing a sexualised parody of what a woman is.
If a woman sat on stage during a serious debate, flashing her crotch at the audience while getting steadily drunker and shouting about having sex in nightclubs, that would also be worthy of public comment. The difference is that nobody would feel intimidated by the woman, because she wouldn't be indulging in the obvious power play of a large male fetishist.
I think the government might have seriously overestimated the English pub-goers' ability to pace themselves. No-one will even make it to 1am. #MexvEng
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We know of at least three babies murdered by their adopters in the U.K. in the last decade.
Unrelated men should not be allowed to raise children alone & unsupervised: they are the highest risk profile group for committing child abuse.
No more “lessons must be learned”.
Joanna Page is the UK's greatest asset, and must be protected at all costs. #Taskmaster
Pretty sure the crowd's applauding them for just chalking their cues now. #snooker
Cracking Sam Torrance anecdote from Dennis, there. That's why they pay him the big bucks. #snooker
No-one other than you, Dennis, has ever used the phrase "DDK". Ever. #snooker




