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Joined October 2013
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Dear all pub websites, no, I don't want to sign up to your fucking newsletter.
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Excellent interviewer. #snooker
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Back from the pharmacy only to discover that they have dispensed someone else's prescription. And it's not even anything fun that's worth keeping :-(
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Coming soon to a women's prison near you, it's Jabba in a wig! #UniversityChallenge
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Hell of a story. I hear Universal are sniffing around this one. #pointless
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"And let's have a big hand for Cropper." #UniversityChallenge
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Another cunt with an acoustic guitar. That's what we were all crying out for. #SPAARG
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Still amazed that the BBC took a baked potato, put it in a suit, and taught it rudimentary English. #SPAARG
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No, this is not how slut-shaming works. Fred is a man, a man who has a kink that he flaunts publicly, including on stage while being filmed. He dresses that way because he gets an erotic charge out of it. He enjoys performing a sexualised parody of what a woman is. If a woman sat on stage during a serious debate, flashing her crotch at the audience while getting steadily drunker and shouting about having sex in nightclubs, that would also be worthy of public comment. The difference is that nobody would feel intimidated by the woman, because she wouldn't be indulging in the obvious power play of a large male fetishist.
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Just went to Scamsbury's only to discover that we're doomed as a species.
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I think the government might have seriously overestimated the English pub-goers' ability to pace themselves. No-one will even make it to 1am. #MexvEng
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We know of at least three babies murdered by their adopters in the U.K. in the last decade. Unrelated men should not be allowed to raise children alone & unsupervised: they are the highest risk profile group for committing child abuse. No more “lessons must be learned”.
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When you source your MC from Aldi #boxing
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Joanna Page is the UK's greatest asset, and must be protected at all costs. #Taskmaster
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Might I just say in advance of the incoming heatwave: fuck the weather for the next week.
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Cunt.
Generally bullying, vaping, avoiding class etc. in toilets is a reason to do something like this. Why is it an issue? What are they doing in their toilets that they need the privacy of two doors?
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Pretty sure the crowd's applauding them for just chalking their cues now. #snooker
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Well, fuck my arse with the extended rest! #snooker
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Cracking Sam Torrance anecdote from Dennis, there. That's why they pay him the big bucks. #snooker
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No-one other than you, Dennis, has ever used the phrase "DDK". Ever. #snooker
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