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Black Hat Incorperated.
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There's always complications in science!
But it tastes nice, right? teapawt.net/RudePaperbag/status/97…
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He's scooching up the work bench, tinkering away. He's dabbling in different different ways to make coffee; instead of his actual work.
"Clememcia- you mean? That can't be- too bad, she's uh. Beautiful," And much more polite than HIS cohorts.
Over he slides a cup! teapawt.net/RudePaperbag/status/97…
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"Do you uh, need a coffee-? I'm not permitted or crazy enough to slap you but you appear to be talking to yourself-"
He's concerned, but no more timid than he is usually, obsessively scratching his neck below the serated bag line. "It's really, not that bad right-?" teapawt.net/RudePaperbag/status/97…
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"Well this is certainly- one way to overcome the fears of exposure- you uh, know? You're actually doing really good if you think about it,"
He reasons, with a shaky raised finger and a worsening tremble.
He's almost as scary as his boss.
the dress doesn't change that. teapawt.net/RudePaperbag/status/97…
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"I never really took you for, someone who would take orders from- strangers."
He's sort of cowering away from the point as he trails off, since he is the epitome of whipped anyway.
"Ah, never- uh. Nevermind. You look hilar- /nice/?" teapawt.net/RudePaperbag/status/97…
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"Uh- If I could just, interject, right here. You can take that off if you really wanted to," teapawt.net/RudePaperbag/status/97…
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"Thank you for your time sir-"
He's scuttling out again, making a beeline for the exit. His boss is scary,
but somewhere in there he knows it's worthwhile motivation! Somewhere, teapawt.net/Wicked_TopHat/status/9…
Please say he can leave before he smashes those up too because he can NOT risk crying the damn bag off.
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- evil enough but, could I please just- put these on your desk? You don't even have to eat them, sir but-"
"I love working here.
Am- I dismissed? My new project is, uh, almost in completion." teapawt.net/Wicked_TopHat/status/9…
Flug shuffles into the vicinity of the desk, keeping his attention fixed to the floor. He's presenting a ceramic plate, on it are pancakes shaped like the chalk outlines found at murder scenes.
"Sir, I know you are /not/ a fan of petty- things like breakfast, I know it isn't - teapawt.net/Wicked_TopHat/status/9…
It was regular Black Hat behavior and all; but he can't help but feel like he's overstepped real boundaries here.
He's pushing on the door, little paper bag just passing the frame as he peeks in, nervously.
"Sir- If I could just, have a moment of your time-?" teapawt.net/Wicked_TopHat/status/9…
He may be unaware but to his boss' potential dismay, he's engineering an evil 'im sorry i almost commited treason' reconciliation gift.
He's knocking at the office door after a solid session of tinkering-?
Sweating bullets here, teapawt.net/Wicked_TopHat/status/9…
O H N O !
He's upset his boss,
he doesn't even know that he won't mess up his reconciliation gift.
Work Flug WORK!
"Right away-!"
He drops anythung he's cradling to scamper off out of the doors, leaving a trail of cascasing blueprints behind him. teapawt.net/Wicked_TopHat/status/9…
"No treason sir-!"
He's clutching the sides of the paper bag as if he just had a wave of phantom head syndrome, relieved to find it was still there.
"Why would I want to leave-? Black Hat Inc. is not only a lucrative career but also my future-"
Sweating through the bag here. teapawt.net/Wicked_TopHat/status/9…
"I'm pleased to hear it sir-! After all there- really is no use in.. nevermind!"
He's holding both hands up defensively, feigning contentness in hopes it would be like he hadn't said anything.
"A foot, sir? Did- Did someone say something about a foot, I don't think so-" teapawt.net/Wicked_TopHat/status/9…
"I- I am putting my foot down. Uh, sir."
Oh no, here comes the authority. That questioning finger is a-rising.
"A war would be a catastrophic business move and- a massive health risk." teapawt.net/Wicked_TopHat/status/9…