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One time a man at a bar told me I looked "exotic" so I told him he needed to get out more.
Happy Father's Day to the men out there who are such great dads that they set the bar unfathomably high.
An Iowa HS State Track haiku
"Kids these days are fast
Seriously, it's stupid
How fast these kids are"
The type of life advice my dad gives is always stuff like, "Don't fight fire with fire unless you're 100% certain you're not fighting a pyromaniac," which is honestly one of my favorite things about him.
The day after the @DrakeRelays is like the day after Christmas for Track & Field people.
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Iowa HS T&F coaches please send proper pronunciations of your @DrakeRelays Q athletes ASAP. Send as audio file or phonetic spelling to [email protected] Thank You and Good Luck!
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For a moment I thought they were introducing a cat version of the Beautiful Bulldog contest. Obviously, I need more coffee. 馃ゴ
If I won the lottery tomorrow I would start an animal welfare org + YouTube channel and it would be called "Ace of Spayed" and we would wear 鉁笍the coolest鉁笍 leather vests while we were out doing TNR. 鈾狅笍鉁傦笍
I should be cleared for exercise on 1/21. 馃The first day of the journal is 1/22. This feels like a sign.