Michael Morgan

I think all sports (minus hockey, swimming, and track) need to add more space around the perimeter of the playing area to allow for deceleration

NFL Network/ESPN/Fox 5 London broadcast

Zay Flowers playing football in ankle socks is a new look… I don’t hate it

Meta’s Muse AI is the worst thing to happen to Facebook Marketplace. All of the sudden the people who are just looking to get rid of their things know how much $ they ~could~ get, AND there’s garbage AI descriptions based on photos… I can see the photos too!

When will we know it’s safe to eat produce again?

I think it’s funny how common people say “Facebook MarketPAGE”

What is everyone’s obsession with talking weird to babies

oh you love America so much? pay my taxes for me then.

every jeep with ducks on the dash is advertising that they drive like a grandma

I don't think people have ever said "times are good" instead of "times are tough"

The Chick-Fil-A sauce top wrapper breaks way more than it used to

The unsubscribe button on Gmail is an amazing thing

Playing 4 on 5 today cuz Derik Queen decided he was offense only today

It’s like DHS isn’t allowed to score

Said howdy to a guy this morning, he said howdy back. Things are looking up!

I refuse to believe that the college students who skipped classes are putting in 40 hr work weeks. What's the equivalent of skipping work? Time theft?