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Writer. Lover of card games. Opinion-haver. Xichun's biggest fan. Mori knows all outcomes. DMs open. 🔞 ➡️ @kassablanca01 PFP by @Boun578

The Deep Dark Depths of Heck
Joined June 2021
𝙄𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙮 A woefully incompetent woman begs the question: at what point are you to blame for your failings, no matter the hand you were dealt? A LobCorp OC fic set in the side branch of O-05, where things are bad and keep getting worse. archiveofourown.org/works/58…
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> Noir Hong Lu kit gets teased, people call it dogshit > turns out he’s actually pretty solid Many such cases. Remember, never judge an ID before seeing the numbers.
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Went on vacation , immediately got sick. Fuuuuuuck.
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If someone made a game inspired by League of Legends and Overwatch you’d call it the worst game of all time yet it already exists and you’re playing it.
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Wait, 113 hours is the *average* play time for Ruina? Also, is that really the world record? What exactly is the criteria here, because a lot of JRPG are waaaaaay longer than this.
Guiness World Record - 기네스 세계기록 등재 - 스토리 플레이 가장 긴 게임 Library of Ruina - Longest videogame campaign story 📚🎮🥇 guinnessworldrecords.com/wor…
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Bookmarking this just in case the “it’s all a play” theory turns out to be true.
Haute Couture is genuinely one of the coolest additions to the game and i do a big frown whenever i see people misinterpreting ishmael's support passive as being completely literal when even in its first line its clear that the actor comparison is metaphorical
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Looking through the new kits. Hong Lu’s kit depends on the numbers, but Heathcliff’s actually looks very possibly good. This + Sanguine Desire looks like a damn good damage source. Should be a strong buff to Le Rouge/Bladeshu Bleed.
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Having 3/4/3 coins is also really good for damage. Team will depend on content but I’ll be wanting to try Bladeshu/Pwieclair, Needlecliff, Ring Trio, and someone else when it comes to Reflectrials and the like. I may have to change my team philosophy though, as Albina/Callisto
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need one another to operate and the team is starting to run out of slots. We’ll see.
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What annoys me about allegations nowadays is that any major allegation is oft followed by a deluge of liars and popularity-chasing grifters that inevitably ruin the credibility of the whole movement.
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Probably going to absent for a little, going on a trip. I’ll review the IDs when I get back. Don’t spread too much Bleed agenda without me!
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It is a shame we live in a world where women are overwhelming propositioned by men (that often have ill intentions) and, consequentially, well-meaning, socially awkward men have basically zero good options when it comes to dating.
Please, let's just be friends
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Often in life, people are more motivated by the truth they want to be true than what is actually true. The idea of someone knowing they’re fighting a cheater and outsmarting them for a triumphant victory makes for a good story, even if it doesn’t make sense.
why does everyone believe this bullshit when it means nothing. why would standing on stripped logs cause an aimbot to stop working? so frustrating how ai hallucinations (or just genuinely made up claims) can gain this much traction.
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Limbus’ status cap is a problem for all statuses, and there’s only two approaches to solving it: 1. Raise the cap. 2. Reach the cap faster. Given they’ve also chosen the mythical third option, “lower the cap,” you can guess what path they’re interested in taking.
Normal burn's only weakness is being capped at 99 in a game where nowadays bosses have like 4-5k hp
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I’ve come to realize that a lot of Canto boss difficulty outrage likely comes from the fact that Cantos drop damn near midnight for a lot of people, leaving westerners halfway delirious by the time they actually get to said fight.
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This happens a lot for me, if I’m doing a boss battle at 2 AM and bad luck ruins my attempt I get tilted as fuck lol
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Possibly one of the funniest interactions I’ve seen on twt in a while
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I am really annoyed by this oversimplification of DBD's issue. The issue is not just with Killers "wanting to win," but that DBD is designed in such a way that the optimal way to win is *really boring.* The best way to win as Killer typically involves chasing down the weakest
Guys ive only played Dead By Daylight a few times so I may be out of the loop. But is there genuinely an issue where the survivors are mad the killer wants to win???
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link as fast as humanly possible, known as tunneling. For that weakest link, you've just been bullied out of the game without being able to play. For the rest, you've barely done anything and the game is lost. Killers are not wrong for doing this! They only have so many options.
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And Survivors can, in fact, be extremely entitled and annoying with their "rules." But to summarize the entire debate as "whiny Survivors" when the issue lies with Behavior's flawed game design bugs me a lot.
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Just watched The Devils. I lack the religious background to fully appreciate the ecclesiastical satire, but I found it to be a very compelling criticism of authoritarian political agendas and witch hunts, not to mention the violation of the weak in the name of purity.
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I found the depictions of sexual assault particularly disturbing in an effective and communicative way. The pure white city contrasted the deplorable misdeeds well. My main (but small) criticism is that some shots were dramatized to a point of unintentionally humorous absurdity.
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