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Joined April 2011
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men are either good at bowling or know how to eat pussy these are mutually exclusive
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Why the FUCK is a Fall Out Boy ticket 101 of the kings English pounds
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We are ready to rumble
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Who the fuck?
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Just rang up B&Q and asked how big the queue was and the bloke on the phone said it was the same size as the other letter
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Looking forward to my Delta Reign preorder being cancelled at midnight tonight because a multi billion corporation have had payment issues for a week. Thank you Pokemon Center, VERY cool
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Oblivion opening cutscene on a loop to pay homage RIP GOAT
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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🏆✨ BREAKING: HARRY KANE WINS THE 2026 BALLON D’OR! 🌕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Leave me alone
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Looking back at my old Pokemon sales makes me fucking SICK
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Not gambled in 12 hours (slept for 7 of them)
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Runefest over, met so many amazing people, had an unbelievable time, didn’t do any karaoke
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Extremely excited for this Summoning announcement baroo baroo
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Extremely excited for this Summoning announcement baroo baroo
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Just spent £3.65 on a 500ml multipack bottle of Pepsi Max AMA
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Which sick bastard decided to schedule the England game at the same time as the Golden Gnomes
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A sentence probably never written before in human history
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Utterly devastated to report I’ve arrived in Birmingham
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🚨 | BREAKING: #ManCity were CLEARED of Charge 4(B). That allegation formed part of the Premier League’s case that City failed to co-operate with its investigation — but the Commission found the club did not breach its co-operation duties in the respects alleged under 4(B).
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